maria needs coffee

I cant remember the last time I went a day without coffee. I love eating tomatoes off other peoples plates because nobody seems to like them as much as I do. I like mixing 3 kinds of cereal together into one bowl. I absolutely hate olives, feta cheese and blue cheese in my food. I would spend hours picking out every speck of them if I need to. So do not ever get me a Greek Salad eww. I also dont eat Mexican food unless you count chili cheese fries from Del Taco. I think Ive ordered almost every single thing off the Cheesecake Factory menu, including all the cheesecakes. So if you want to bribe me somehow, taking me there would be a good start. On the flip side, if you want to find a way to torture me, depriving me of food would be your best way. Nothing makes me more miserable than being hungry with no meal in sight. My brain and body basically shut down if I go without food for more than 4 hours. I also hate being cold. I would much rather be sweating in the heat than freezing in the cold. Southern California winter is about all I can handle. I am severely allergic to cats! If you have cats in the house, I usually start sneezing within minutes. I fit all the Gemini traits to a T. I am extremely impatient, indecisive, restless, fickle, and sometimes superficial. And dont forget my Dr Jekyll Mr. Hyde dual personality. And to make matter worse, I am an only child! You know how crazy we only child get. Do you know some of us (or me to be exact) used to play board games by ourselves when we were little?! The great thing about being all the players in Monopoly is that you can never lose! I also mastered multi-tasking this way because I had to move all the pieces on the board, and be the bank at the same time all by myself! Fun stuff! And if you see me talking to myself sometimes, please dont be alarmed. I am really not conversing with the voices in my head (not all the time anyway)its just another side effect of being a loner child. But as long as you keep me well fed and caffeinated, the craziness can almost go undetectedalmost! My ultimate pet peeve is when I see guys holding their girlfriends purses in public. I dont know who I detest morethe pussy whipped guy who so willingly carries a womans purse on his shoulder, or the annoying girl who makes her boyfriend carry her purse. Both of you guys are morons! One of these days, I m going to go up to one of these guys and ask him what on earth would possess him to do something that makes him look so incredibly stupid. Another thing that drives me nuts is when people ask me questions during the movies. We are watching the same damn movie, how would I know whats going to happen. Just shut up and pay attention! And I also dont need a personal commentator, so please leave all your comments to yourself until the movie is over. Silence is golden. And last but not leastI CANT stand it when girls stuff their poor dogs in their bags when they go shopping. These Paris Hilton wannabees need to leave their stupid dogs at home where they should be. Pets are not meant to be fashion accessories!