Hangin' out the window, with my magnum takin' out some putos.
I'd really like to be put in contact with a bunch of shitty bar bands from states I don't live in, DIY t-shirt companies hocking shit I would never wear, unattractive people in disturbingly little clothing, or, ideally, a bunch of half naked women sending "friend requests" that are in actuality nothing but thinly veiled solicitations for pornographic websites. Can I get that here on MySpace? So far, I've seen no evidence indicating such a thing is possible on this network. It's disheartening, to say the least.Mwaha, my sarcasm cuts you like a knife.
Let's make some together! And I don't mean that in the literal sense, like with instruments and shit. I meant that in the creepy, pervy way.
I'm a big pretentious douche bag, so I don't like movies. I like "films."
The Sopranos, The Shield, Arrested Development, Weeds, Friday Night Lights, Veronica Mars, Smallville, The Office, Entourage, Extras, Law & Order(s), Scrubs, The Closer, Monk, CSI(Vegas), Deadwood, The Wire, Top Chef, Lost, Dexter, anything with sharks in it, anything featuring Conans and/or O'Briens. I have TiVo now, and if it were a human minor, I'd be incarcerated for the ferocity of my passion towards it.
Comic books! Ok, no, seriously....Graphic Novels.
...is a terrible show.