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About Me

Life is a whole heap of different shit that's constantly thrown at those who least deserve it just so that 'the powers that be' can have a damn good laugh. Cynical, quite possibly but you can't tell me it's not true. How many of those who really deserve 30,000 different kinds of shit ever have anything worse than a parking ticket or a bad hair day happen???? Exactly - I rest my case.
As the info says, I'm a girl (with the girl bits to prove it) and I'm 31. Currently living in England but that's not going to be the case for much longer. The world is a HUGE place and I refuse to be restricted to such a crappy little corner of it.
I've got 3 kids, a girlfriend, a husband (but not for much longer) and a really large credit card bill (any offers of help on that will be gratefully accepted).
I'm scared stupid of cows, heights and 6ft pink bunny rabbits but bikers, tweakers and soldiers with big guns don't intimidate me. I can and do bitch with the best of them and if you come between me and my alcohol you need to run, very quickly.
My older two kids are involved in Taekwon-Do, the older one is heavily involved so I'm often found watching (with great interest) as grown men hit each other and draw blood. The youngest has got the filthiest mouth you've ever heard and can make a squaddie blush - she's only just 6 and I fear for the future!!

My Interests

My special Australian girl, Movies, Travelling, Fast Cars, Motorbikes, Licking Tattoos, Ultimate Fighting, Confusing my Mother, Writing, Cooking, Organising my DVDs.

I'd like to meet:

The guys who quality test sex dolls - can guarantee they've never met an actual female in their entire lives.

Music:

Everything and anything, current playlist includes - Buckcherry, Bullet for my Valentine, Audioslave, Union Underground, Tim McGraw, Operator (could die of old age waiting for the new album), Evanescence, The Butterfly Effect (Australian band, check them out), The Darkness, HIM, Prince, Metallica, Nickelback, Motley Crue, Slipknot and many more

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffanys, Pulp Fiction, Memento, Black Hawk Down, Snake Eyes, Con Air, Pirates of the Caribbean (1 and 2), Italian Job (the original), Munich, Footloose, Finding Nemo and many more.

Television:

Been watching far too much tv lately! Still loving Dog, CSI and NCIS and also watching Scuzz and Kerrang on Sky TV.

Books:

I chose my books the way I chose my wines - as long as the cover design looks good then I'm in!

My Blog

i'll never understand

How is it that my 10 year old who has the social skills of a roast potato can spend over an hour discussing the workings of a 200+ year old water mill with an engineering student and ask some of the m...
Posted by Ms Fi on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:23:00 PST

spent the entire day feeling stupid

How the fuck is my 8 year old supposed to do her maths homework when it took me an hour to figure out one sequence??? I'm not stupid, not by any stretch of the imagination but I couldn't work it...
Posted by Ms Fi on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:34:00 PST

Got a date for surgery

Hoppit is having surgery on Tuesday 3rd October - no idea what was said to make it happen this quickly but it is and it'll be fantastic. Just need to try and stop worrying about it all now and everyth...
Posted by Ms Fi on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:44:00 PST

Kidlets are back to school this week

and it can't come soon enough! horrible creatures have spent the past week bitching and sniping at each other. 6 weeks off in one go is way too much, gonna have to do something to bre...
Posted by Ms Fi on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:27:00 PST

Traumatic times all round

Secrets and lies destroy families and relationships - something everyone's known for years but it's still happening, lives are being destroyed, families will never be the same and there are people pra...
Posted by Ms Fi on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:31:00 PST

Missing my girl

My baby has gone away for a few days so she's only contactable via SMS or her cell phone and I'm missing her like hell already - she's only been gone a few hours but it's horrible. Crazy to thin...
Posted by Ms Fi on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:30:00 PST

what in the hell is the world coming to???

Just been to buy a bottle of my favourite white wine and holy fuck! It's got a screw top lid!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Only cheap nasty wine has a screw top lid! I don't e...
Posted by Ms Fi on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:30:00 PST

pretty much fit to burst

It seems that 18 days ago my kids had a half-brother. Shame their bastard of a father never even told them that his swamp-donkey of a girlfriend was pregnant. The bastard hasn't contacted ...
Posted by Ms Fi on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:59:00 PST

Handy Hint and Career Plans

Never, ever, ever drink Tequila with my brother - I stopped drinking 18 hours ago and I'm only now sober. Still can't feel the back of my knees and my feet are kinda numb but other than that I'm...
Posted by Ms Fi on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST

OMG - so fucking excited I can hardly speak

My girlfriend, the most beautiful and amazing person I know had changed her plans and is moving to England to live with me and the kids at the end of October/beginning of November rather than the end ...
Posted by Ms Fi on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:32:00 PST