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Beardy...

Nice guys finish last...

About Me

I couldn't be bothered to tell you properly so I've done a survery...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tom
Birthday: 3/2/87
Birthplace: Bristol
Current Location: Bristol...
Eye Color: Greeny, Gray'y... With specks of brown...
Hair Color: Dark Brown with a streak of Blonde... (cos I'm a gayer...)
Height: 5' 10" or something... maybe 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Saxon and stuff I expect...
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Vans... As per..
Your Weakness: Buying stupid things like toys... Drink... Being annoying and irrelavant... Thinking too much (apperentley a bad thing according to my friends...)
Your Fears: Ending up as a bum...
Your Perfect Pizza: Something involving chicken, with garlic dip you get from Dominoes.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Umm... Drink a pint of Apple Sourz... I said I would but haven't yet...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Its too early! (when in actual fact its probably gone 11)
Your Best Physical Feature: My elbow perhaps?
Your Bedtime: Sometime in the early hours...
Your Most Missed Memory: Not having a care in the world...
Pepsi or Coke: Either... Taste the same to me...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King blates... They do triples... Plus its the closest...
Single or Group Dates: Neither... Don't do (can't do) dates innit...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Liptons, duh!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither... Give me hot chocolate... A frothey one...
Do you Smoke: Why it depends...
Do you Swear: Of course I fucking do...
Do you Sing: If I could I would...
Do you Shower Daily: Fuck no... I don't want bouffon hair...
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, (then had my heart broken so fuck that shit)
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college...
Do you want to get Married: Never... I'm not Christian... Whats the point...
Do you belive in yourself: Ha ha... No...
Do you get Motion Sickness: No...
Do you think you are Attractive: Seriousley? Not in any way...
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: I suppose...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Aye... The fish... I play in a band too when we're not lazy...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course I fucking have... I have drink problems...
In the past month have you Smoked: Why yes I have...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I'm supposed to have St Johns Wort... Does that count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Ha ha... Haven't been on a date since ever mate...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I suppose so... Bit crap except for one shop though...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: No... Unfortuntely... Me and my bandmates should get off our arses...
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope... Been flying solo for over a year... Dunno if thats good or bad...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never have... Don't want anyone to see my gruesome body and small pecker...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hmm... Not sure... Probably...
Ever been Drunk: Every week if possible...
Ever been called a Tease: A what?
Ever been Beaten up: People would say I have... but I ussualy through a punch back.
Ever Shoplifted: No...
How do you want to Die: In style... dunno how yet though.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dunno, something musical I hope...
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan or something...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any... Do appreciate cool looking eyes though...
Favourite Hair Color: Not fussed really...
Short or Long Hair: Either... Not too short though...
Height: Not bothered... As long as their not taller than me...
Weight: Not too fussed, I would'nt go out with a hippo though...
Best Clothing Style: Anything that isn't chav like I suppose
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dunno... A few...
Number of CDs I own: Quite alot... Not heaps though
Number of Piercings: 3, My ears (which are being stretched to 10mm hopefully...) And my lip...
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many...
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My Interests

Lots of things. In fact I think too much stuff interests me...

I'd like to meet:

Some one nice...

Music:

Everything and anything... Not if its genuinely shite though...

Movies:

Well I'm a nerd so I'm an avid Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and Matrix fan. And films of the weird and wonderful variety... Got any to recommend?

Television:

Don't really watch TV. but if I do its ussualy Channel 4. I loves a ROFL also so I likes my comedies innit... Ussualy British mind...

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Books:

JRR Tolkien books really. Some others. That Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time was good... Anyone got any good yarns for me to read?

Heroes:

some one influential...

My Blog

New Pet Hate

You know what I hate now? Old men that sing and whistle in Sainsburys! Shut the fuck up! And don't say pardon when I'm trying to talk to you! You shouldn't of been singing in the first place! Grr!
Posted by Beardy... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

boredness

I made a peanut butter sandwich at half two this morning and it was the best peanut butter sandwich i ever ate...
Posted by Beardy... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yes

I could eat chicken and pork for England.
Posted by Beardy... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...

my farts really stink tonight...
Posted by Beardy... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST