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Ornsack

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About Me

I MAKE FILMS. WATCH THEM YOU SQUARES

Hallo! My name is Dave Brain (or Greg Ornsack, depending on who you ask) and I am 23 years old. I live in Fishponds. I have lots of lavlee friends. I hate gay people (not really)

I like making films. Our latest one came 2nd in the 48 Hour Movie Challenge and you can see it under all this gumph of text!I also have a Myspace dedicated to my film making ventures:-

My buddy list is in no order. Although if you want to be raised you can donate money to me. Oh, and if you post massive images (especially banners) on my page, I'll delete them. Nothing personal, they just balls up my profile!

My Interests

Going out, blah blah usual cliches... I also love film making, retro gaming, and my lavlee friends.

I'd like to meet:

Noel Edmonds, Bruce Campbell, Richard Ayoade, Adam Buxton and Ricky Gervais.

Music:

The sound of DJ Bob Hoskins going mental in a dustbin

Movies:

Basically anything that's mindless or funny. I can't concentrate for long otherwise because I've got one of those crap brains. Classic horrors (more Evil Dead than Saw 2)

Television:

The Office (UK) is fantastic! Funny and a great little story. Garth Marenghi's Darkplace probably gives me the most LOL's per minute.

Other than that, I'm Alan Partridge, Spaced, Trigger Happy TV, Extras, Rock Profile, Big Train, Father Ted, Adam and Joe, The Day Today, Peep Show, Lost, Friends, Mighty Boosh, Coupling, My Name is Earl, most Vic and Bob stuff... So, comedy, mainly.

Books:

If Chins Could Kill - Bruce Campbell
The World According to Karl Pilkington - Karl Pilkington

Heroes:

Chris Morris, Matt Lucas, Tom Green, Ricky Gervais, Steve Coogan, Lee Evans, Adam Buxton, Richard Ayoade, Father Brain. Liz for being the only person I'm aware of that has me in their hero section, thus making them a hero

OH NOES!

My Blog

Blood Sucking LAWYER

Why hello there! Thought I'd give you guys another quick update. I don't mean to abandon this place but I rarely use Myspace, and presume you don't either. But then I'm shocked to find my blog still g...
Posted by Ornsack on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:41:00 PST

UPDATE

"Apparently nobody gives a shit" Thought I'd have another stab at a blog! I've been fancying it over the last few days and have thought of loads of things to talk about. Sadly though, now I'm on here ...
Posted by Ornsack on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:22:00 PST

Back to School

Is it that time of year already? Gawd. This time 8 or more years ago I was probably very depressed. Is it 8 years since I started my last year of school? Gawd. Well, goodbye summer. I hope you come ba...
Posted by Ornsack on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:23:00 PST

Duplicity

Wow, a blog. Sorry for the delay, I just don't use Myspace like I used to! Anyhoo... A year and a half ago (almost exactly) I was asked to edit a trailer for a film. Basically some poor old rich guy s...
Posted by Ornsack on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:13:00 PST

I feel like I should be cheering people up really...

...but hey. Firstly, RIP the Wabbitz - A fox killed one of them last night, and the other one died of shock. Pretty damn sad Secondly, I was directed to these photos of the Level - The entrance (at...
Posted by Ornsack on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:09:00 PST

Tantric Jazz

Last night me and Dan went on a bit of a sober pub crawl (where lots of Coke was consumed and many games of pool were played, not to mention putting the world to rights over a series of in depth conve...
Posted by Ornsack on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:42:00 PST

Interesting...

Whilst tearing my room apart earlier in search for stuff to wear to the pirate party tonight I found my old phone box. It felt quite heavy so out of curiosity I decided to have a look inside. It was b...
Posted by Ornsack on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:49:00 PST

You don't do enough with your life

I was going to call this "I don't do enough with my life", but I've roped you in to it now, so GUTTED. I've seen this many times now over the year but I've fallen in love with it again. It's an amazin...
Posted by Ornsack on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:05:00 PST

Technology has caught up with me

So finally, thanks to Tamsyn, I actually have a decent phone. I've had many decent phones in the past, but I never got around to unlocking them. This is the first decent phone I've had that takes my s...
Posted by Ornsack on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:06:00 PST

I didn't meet Ricky Gervais

This'll sit nicely with my "I didn't meet McFly" blog, which I wrote two years ago this month. Yesterday the plan was to meet Ricky Gervais. I know some of you don't like him but he's better than you,...
Posted by Ornsack on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:52:00 PST