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Joe

My Own Worst Enemy

About Me

I keep my youthful good looks by sacrificing annoying people to the Gods of Chaos. Ever wonder what happened to Jimmy Hoffa? Well, stop wondering.

My Interests

I have no interests.

I'd like to meet:

every single person on the entire planet.

Music:

new wave, darkwave, electroclash, industrial, gothic, old school punk, and anything by Barry Manilow (kidding.)

Movies:

Dark City, Resident Evil, Evil Dead, Prince of Darkness, Hellraiser, etc.

Television:

ew

Books:

anything with words.

Heroes:

Elric of Melnibone