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j. vegas

That the poets of the world are drunks, is a good indicator of its condition

About Me

the name's vegas - j. vegas. alcoholic, drug addled writer/journalist with an idee fixe towards pornography. i'm the editor-in-chief of fox magazine, one bad ass piece of stroke material. go out and buy a copy you lazy, perverted bastards! your cock will give you loads of thanks. reporting on and satirizing the jizz bizz is my main objective in this life. i was placed on earth for one reason and one reason only: to reveal the inner workings of porn valley and the lives of the whores that call it home, only to vitriolically dissect it in the process. well maybe that and to empty every bar/drug dealer of their wares but that goes without saying...even though i just said it...moving on. america and the american people piss me off to no end. we're a country of morbidly obese ignorami obsessed with mindless mass enterainment and are mindbogglingly at ease with it. makes me phsically ill. i'd just as soon move to antarctica but they have no real porn scene so i guess i'm stuck here. more to come....this is a work in progress.

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My Interests

whores, sluts, porn, booze, drugs, books, art in all forms

I'd like to meet:

whores, sluts, pornographers, artists, writers, musicians, madmen, angels

"It's a curse. Yes, it's a flame. It owns you. It has possession over you. You are not the master of yourself. You are consumed by this thing. And the books you write. They're not you. They're not me sitting here, this Henry Miller. They belong to someone else. It's terrible. You can never rest. People used to envy me my inspiration. I hate inspiration. It takes you over completely. I could never wait until it passed and I got rid of it."

Music:


i don't listen to too much new music as i find it pretty standard and mechanical. it takes a lot for a new band to peak my enthusiasm. but for now: THE POGUES, dead kennedys, talking heads, deftones, thursday, The Sound of Animals Fighting, old slayer, n.w.a., wu tang, jimi hendrix, devo, sex pistols, curtis mayfield, THE MISFITS FUCKING RULE, NOFX, the vandals, fugazi, death from above 1979, weezer, at the drive-in, beastie boys, N.W.A., ray charles, charlie mingus, the vandals, miles davis, john coltrane, jazz in general, guns n' roses (before the use your illusion crap), tool, the doors, rolling stones, the police, flogging molly, old megadeth, the clash, pantera, blink 182, the killers, minor threat, anything from the big band era, ashley simpson (kidding...just keeping you on your toes), janes addiction, 80's new wave, 80's hair bands, the beatles, an all around ecclectic mix of old and new.

Movies:

you mean the aesthetically devoid, commerce driven american film industry that remakes old films, fooling an already ingnorant generation into thinking they're originals while robbing all original films of any would be artistry to satiate the double digit IQ movie goers of this country? nah. i'd rather watch a nazi snuff film. christ, we have to be the laughing stock of world cinema...

Television:

you mean all the nauseatingly pathetic reality programming that makes minor celebrities out of talentless fools who take jobs away from gifted, struggling actors yet somehow remains the number one genre on the idiot box? yeah, i'll pass. but when an EXTREME EXCEPTION presents itself, i'll watch: strangers with candy, seinfeld, ARRESTED-FUCKING-DEVELOPMENT (reruns now, unfortunately), the daily show, family guy, upright citizens brigade, trigger happy tv, south park, in living color, chapelle's show, british parliament on c-span (its like an out of control kegger w/ out the beer), and jeopardy (helps stave off acute dementia due to acute alcohol and drug abuse)

Books:

anything henry miller, anything charles bukowski, ulysses, portrait of the artist as a young man, finnegan's wake, hunger, anything hunter s. thompson (R.I.P.), how to talk dirty and influence people, the big sleep, dostoyevsky, kafka, emerson's self reliance, a clockwork orange, virginia woolf, harold pinter plays, 1984, 120 days of sodom, dante's inferno, shakespearean sonnets, breakfast of champions, hemingway, beckett, hamsun, d.h. lawrence, story of the eye, blue of noon, venus in furs, psychopathia sexualis, anything in the modernist period

Heroes:

him

My Blog

DVD Review - The Quiet

Now I'm sure there are at least three or four of you guys out there that have a legitimate girlfriend. And I'm willing to bet green money that they're none too pleased that you enjoy doing the old knu...
Posted by j. vegas on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:43:00 PST

DVD Review - P.O.V. Pervert 8

Mike John is one lucky son of a bitch. Undeserving? Perhaps, but lucky none-the-less. If it weren't for porn he'd probably be in your position right nowmindlessly knocking out load after load from th...
Posted by j. vegas on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:24:00 PST

DVD Review - Bore My Asshole

Remember all the way back when I said I was going to start posting DVD reviews of the most strokable smut in all of Porn Valley? Yea, neither does anyone else. Well the time has come to get a load of ...
Posted by j. vegas on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:07:00 PST

Classified Ads

HELP WANTEDAre you closed minded? Will you never budge from your extremist views? Do you love to eat? If you answered yes to any one of these questions, you're a perfect candidate to work at Michael M...
Posted by j. vegas on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:32:00 PST

Poetry...of sorts

this hangover isn't too bad.i remember back to my younger days,college days,spiteful days,where i'd awake in the middle of the nightparched to the very corefrom the previous evening'sexcessive deluge ...
Posted by j. vegas on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:20:00 PST

Whoroscope!

Congratulations! Today the world is on your side! That something that's been bothering you at work will call in sick. Grab that sexy dress from the back of your closet and wear it without fear! You kn...
Posted by j. vegas on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:42:00 PST

I HATE America

i've officially had an aneurysm. don't read the following if you have a weak stomach...LOS ANGELES - A bisexual dating show featuring a woman who gained fame on MySpace is in the works for MTV."A Shot...
Posted by j. vegas on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:22:00 PST

What exactly constitutes a bad day

Everyone has their idea of a bad day. Car won't start, your new shoes step in dog shit, wife won't stop nagging to take out the garbage, no where to dispose of the body. Everyone has their idea of a b...
Posted by j. vegas on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:02:00 PST

Now introducing Limbaugh's Laudanum!

Being a celebrity got you down? All that cash, fame, and hot pussy you don't deserve making you severely depressed, like going on would only prolong the problem? Try Limbaugh's Laudanum and watch thin...
Posted by j. vegas on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:28:00 PST

We're on the Midnight Prowl...

"There isn't anything that Krystal Jordan won't fuck, including these losers !!!" is the latest banner on the midnight prowl website. This site is hilariously degradingas it should be. Young chicks a...
Posted by j. vegas on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:22:00 PST