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Vee-Ay Boi

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About Me

A little about myself, lets see. I'm crazy funny with the ability to make you laugh at the drop of a dime. I like to hang out and drink, or sit back and watch a movie and drink. Billiards and anime are the bomb. I would love to own a custom made pool table that features some of my favorite anime characters someday. I like chewy candy more than hard candy. Skittles and Starburst are the shiznit! I'm gonna be crazy pissed when all my teeth drop out like bird shit from all the candy I be munchin on! I prefer my significant other to be close to height and a little bit thick cuz the toothpick look is just not sexy at all. I love all women of color. Black, Asian, Latina it does'nt matter. Anyone who believes in sticking with strictly one race is a dumbass hands down! I believe that in even bad situations theres always something good you just gotta look harder. To me there are no such things as mistakes, only happy accidents(Want to know what that means just ask and I'll explain). Right now I'm currently doing the military thing and don't know how far I'll go with it. I love my mom and pops to da fullest cuz they brought me into this world and on many occasions damn near took me out of it when I f@*ked up. Wanna know more then do what you got to do to find out. I'm outI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
Me Looking For Some Action In Iraq! I Miss Beer!


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Name: Jamaal Gatlin
Birthday: Dec. 21 1983
Birthplace: Fulda Hessen Germany
Current Location: Tikrit,Iraq
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5 ft 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: African American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat Boots Dog!
Your Weakness: Starburst Jellybeans Umm Umm Good!
Your Fears: Having To Actually Defend Myself In A Firefight
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pay Off My Credit Card (Wanna Help?)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn Alarm Clock!
Your Best Physical Feature: It's Only Our First Date And Ur Asking Already!
Your Bedtime: Early Weekdays/ Late Weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: The Wild Parties in Korea! Asians Know How To Throw A Good Shindig! And Runnin Across A Busy 4 Lane Manila Highway Stoppin Only To Puke In the Middle Of The Street Cuz I Was Wasted At 3 In Da Morning In The P.I.
Pepsi or Coke: Whichever Is Closest
McDonalds or Burger King: B.K.
Single or Group Dates: Single Mostly, But I Like Double Dates With Friends I've Known Awhile
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I just Love Tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hate em' Both!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I'm In The Military What Do You Think!
Do you Sing: Terrible Voice
Do you Shower Daily: WTF? Are You Serious?
Have you Been in Love: Yes. It Really Does Hurt
Do you want to go to College: I Kick Myself For Not Taking Advantage Of The Education Resources The Military Has
Do you want to get Married: Eventually Yes
Do you belive in yourself: If I Don't Will You?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Who's Gonna Say They Think They're Ugly
Are you a Health Freak: I'll Eat Fried Chicken And Then Have A Salad. I'm Just Weird
Do you get along with your Parents: Love Em' 2 Death
Do you like Thunderstorms: As Long As Lightning Leaves Me Alone
Do you play an Instrument: Not Really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Once Again I'm In the Military, You Guess On That 1
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: In The Military...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No I Have'nt
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Wha.. What Happened Last Nyt?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Maybe Once Or Twice, We Were Kids Back Then
How do you want to Die: From Old Age While Wife(whoever that will be)Beats My Ass In Street Fighter
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: 1 Word. Rich
What country would you most like to Visit: I Want To Check Out Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Around 5 ft 2 Or 3
Weight: 125-130 Lbs
Best Clothing Style: Simple Jeans And T-Shirt Work For Me
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Can't Count High Enough
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
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My Interests

ANIME! ANIME!! ANIME!!! I love hanging with my friends, playing football, basketball, shooting pool, and playing videogames(Final Fantasy is the SH*T!). If you got some anime invite me over! I'll bring some coke or something. I'm also a fan of Corona beer and Hennessy Cognac, F@#*ing military made me an alcoholic! It's ok tho Are you good or evil? (FF7 pics!)
You are pure evil!!! Just like Sephiroth!
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You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Whats poppin people? I'm here to meet any and everybody. I'm friendly to everybody unless your a hater, then I got nothing but salt fo ya. I just want to meet people for friends and to chat wit. I've been all over the world in my short life so far. I've been to Korea, Japan, Philippines, Germany, Kuwait, and Iraq and would love to meet more people from those countries but everybody is welcome to chill wit me. Hit me up on Friendster at http://www.friendster.com/dakidsmallz. While you're at it join my group The Myspace Creeps! Check it out at http://groups.myspace.com/myspacecreepin. Hottest group out.Laterz
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Music:

I'm into mostly Hip-Hop and and RnB, I like alot of Reggae as well. I listen to some rock, like system of a down. "She thinks my tractor's sexy" just don't cut it for me. I HATE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Check out the Grindin video shot in my hometown of Norfolk VA!

Movies:

Anything with Samuel Jackson cuz he is the f*@$ing man! I watch comedy movies like there is no tomorrow, I would love to make a living as a comedian but that just ain't happening ryt now. I'm also a fan of Science Fiction, A big fan. Kung Fu movies will never ever bore me.
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Television:

CARTOONS!!!!!!!!! I love cartoons, Stargate, Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, and Andromeda. I love Sci Fi shows if you can't tell. SpongeBob is my favorite cartoon. Who else can live in a pineapple under the sea? Which Battlestar Galactica character are you?
You are CPO Galen Tyrol (Chief). People look to you for guidance and leadership. You are the "good guy" who also gets the girls... a hunk of man really.
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You're Bra'atac, the crazy old guy that can break through walls and jump over a six foot tall fence. And you're what...139? 140 years old? Your life is run by the need to abolish all Goa'uld, which has made you a little *hoohoo* in the head, but at least you're a skilled warrior and trained Teal'c well. You're the second hottest guy over 40 on the show, so hats off to you! Oh, oops, sorry, I forgot that you never take off that shiny gray bald cap. Hair plugs didn't work? Aw, that's too bad. I was hoping you'd get some and then maybe they'd keep the sensible thoughts in so you wouldn't go totally bonkers with the thought of freedom. Oh well.
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Books:

The only books I read have Star Wars stamped on them. Who would've thought Chewbacca would die the way he did? Oh yeah the bible is a great book to read when you are deployed cuz when cats buckin at ya constantly you get very religious quick.
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Heroes:

Brian Pumper is cool as hell and he has possibly the greatest job ever and my mans Dave Chappelle cuz that cat is hilarious!!! And Gekigangar 5. Anybody who can tell me where they are from I will give you a million dollars one day!

My Blog

Just waitin...

Sup people? Smallz here just chillin. Listening to my new U.S.D.A. Cold Summer album. Big ups to Jeezy cuz thia album bumps! I'm so close to leaving Iraq right now but yet it seems so freakin far away...
Posted by Vee-Ay Boi on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:47:00 PST

Damn it's late but I can't sleep!

Yo yo yo blog reader people! It's tha boi comin straight outta VA! I'm here in Iraq and it's late and you know what I'm doing? I could be sleep but I'm not. All day I complain about being tired and no...
Posted by Vee-Ay Boi on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:03:00 PST

Huh! Iraq?

Wow I'm in beautiful Iraq! Sike! had ya for a minute right? Man this country is crazy. I'm in the desert yet the only time I'm not freezing my balls off is when I'm in my sleeping bag. In a few months...
Posted by Vee-Ay Boi on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:49:00 PST

Par-Tay Tyme Motherf*@.er!

Well people guess who's bizzack? it's ya boy B-Mizzack, a.k.a Mr. crack is back! Naw I'm messin wit cha, it's Smallz and it's time for another episode of da da da, THE SMALLZ CHRONICLES!!! Well ladies...
Posted by Vee-Ay Boi on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

Smallz Must Be High!

Well people here I am. I'm sweating and slaving over this sticky keyboard to make everything nice and pretty for you! The only thing keepin me going is this Young Jeezy album I'm listening to and this...
Posted by Vee-Ay Boi on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST