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Anderson

Here’s the deal, Anderson Arruda is BALLS

About Me

I don’t know if you guys know this, but I’m kind of a big deal. I have many leather-bound books and my room smells of rich mahogany… And although many of you may think that these facts alone would make me conceited prick, I’m pretty much a down to earth man… But don’t get it twisted, I am a manly man. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. I am also a winner, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence, because when it comes to my life, if I ain’t first, I’m last…

My Interests

I enjoy classical music, poetry, fine art, French films, taxidermy and water polo.

I'd like to meet:

1. Indian Jones 2. Polly Pocket 3. Optimus Prime 4. Julius Caesar 5. Big Pun 6. Mayim Bialik of T.V.’s Blossom 7. M. Night Shyamalan 8. Wicket the Ewok 9. Crazy Tom Cruise, not the normal one. 10. and that guy who did all of those things… You know, with the bread and fish on that hill… the guy who knew magic… I remember something about a star, and some animals… I’m sure it’ll come to me… I think he died.

Music:

Pokka, Jamaican steel drum music, East Indian music is also “Dope” as the kids say and I also enjoy a good Christmas carol.

Movies:

Titanic, A Walk to Remember, Jingle All the Way, Freddy Got Fingered, Paris Hilton’s sex tape and Blue Crush.

Television:

CNN news, Anderson Cooper 360, Dora the Explorer, The Hill and Yo Mamma

Books:

The Bible

Heroes:

G.I. JOE..."GOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"