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Gary the Magician

Apropos of the Wet Snow

About Me

Everybody loves me. I'm kind of the best thing ever. I plan on moving to South America soon to start setting up for my post-apocalyptic cult. You can join it if you want to, but you'll have to worship me and I can't guarantee that your head won't end up on a spike as a warning to others. Additionally, I will insist that you call me 'Big Papa'. If that's going to be a problem, we should probably just get on with the head-spiking.
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My Interests

planning my post-apocalyptic cult

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't lame. Probably not you.

Music:

GO!GO!7188, Frank Black and the Catholics, The Reverend Horton Heat, PJ Harvey, Nick Cave, The Birthday Party, The Boys Next Door, Morphine, Spain, Blackstone Valley Sinners, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Munly and the Lee Lewis Harlots, Woven Hand, 16 Horsepower, Johnny Cash, Murder By Death, Tom Brosseau, Thin Lizzy, Amazing Royal Crowns, Generation X, Talking Heads, Reid Paley, The GoGos, Boy Sets Fire, Xtina, Nancy Sinatra, The Dirty Three, David Bowie, Frederick Fucking Chopin, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Slim Whitman, Okkervil River, Loretta Lynn, Nico, Neko Case, Sage Francis, TTC, Bonnie Prince Billy, Ladytron, Elliott Smith, Eels, Jim White, Mark Lanegan, Screaming Trees, Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains, Patti Smith, The Impossibles, Stan Rogers, Chris Isaak, Scissorfight

Movies:

Bad Santa, Ravenous, Showgirls, Glitter, Jawbreaker, Memento, Swingers, Fear and Loathing, Out of Sight, Oceans 11, Chronicles of Riddick, Alien, Aliens, Predator, LA Confidential, From Dusk Til Dawn, Lost Boys, The Thin Man

Television:

Gilmore Girls, Firefly, Dead Like Me, Home Movies, Pete and Pete, South Park, Chapelle's Show, The Chris Isaak Show, The L Word, Veronica Mars, My Super Sweet 16, Dawson's Creek, Felicity, Hawaii 5-0, MacMillan and Wife, Banacek, MST3K, McCloud, Rockford Files, Heroes, Dexter

Books:

The Fountainhead, Notes From The Underground, Jane Eyre, The Southpaw, Veronika Decides to Die, Galilee, The Screwtape Letters, Rebecca, The Hunter, Dante's Disciples, The Revolt of the Cockroach People, Pagan Babies, The Hot Kid, Emma, The Thin Man, Candy, Less Than Zero, Five Fists of Science, LXG, Ghost World, Tommy's Tale, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

Not Here

I don't post here.I post here.
Posted by Gary the Magician on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:19:00 PST

I am soooo cool.

I drank many gin and sodas and then tripped walking up some stairs in front of an entire bar full of people but pulled it off with a Superstar pose, ala Mary Catherine Gallagher.Because it's all about...
Posted by Gary the Magician on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:18:00 PST

Birthday Week!

Dear MySpace,My birthday party is on Saturday.  You are invited.Birthday week has been pretty good, so far.  Stuart gave me a video iPod and it's pretty awesome.  Except the earbuds are...
Posted by Gary the Magician on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 05:35:00 PST

It's a shame I've got to live without you, laptop.

I think it's wicked lame that I can't have a subscription to my own blog.  Why must you deny my narcissism, MySpace?  You cater to everyone else's. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a tim...
Posted by Gary the Magician on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 02:34:00 PST