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Mrs. Machine

Make no friendship with an angry man and with a furious man do not go lest you learn his ways and se

About Me

My husband and I are expecting our first child on my birthday in November this year. I pray that he doesn't come early so that he can be a Scorpio like his mother and not one of those yappy fucking Libras that NOBODY can stand to be around more then five minutes....with my buddy Chris being the exception to that rule....I like to have a good time no matter what I am doing. My friends are family to me and if you are my friend, you already know that....Check out my blog page if u want to know more about me...or drop a line.
Horror Pictures at satanspace.com
Horror Pictures at satanspace.com
Horror Pictures at satanspace.com

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Halloween

My Interests

Music (hard rock/metal/alternative), Live music, tattoos, being a good friend, keeping a good friend, horror movies, Halloween, art, literature, poetry, painting, writing, astrology, sociology, kink/Ds, BDSM.

You're the lovely Gretchen Ross. Your dad stabbed
your mom seven times in the chest and you
thought Gretchen Ross was a pretty cool name to
change yours to. Although you put up a bit of a
front, and seem to know exactly what to say to
your boyfriend, Donnie, we know that you're
really quite lost. Your world has been thrown
about so much that you're just kind of grabbing
onto thin air and hoping to get by. Maybe
things will be better now that you have
Donnie... Maybe not?

Which Donnie Darko Character Are You?
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I'd like to meet:

Maynard James Keenan...or Henry Rollins........but will settle for people who like to think, have intelligent conversations and love to have a good time. I like to be around people who have at least one passion in their life....art, music, work whatever. ..

Music:

Tool, APC, coldplay, my dying bride, death cab for cutie, the strokes, John Mayer, Sarah Mclaughlin, concrete blonde, bad religion, staind, etc etc..>

Movies:

Halloween, Donnie Darko, Secretary, Clerks, Clerks 2, V for Vendetta, art movies, comedies, HORROR MOVIES!

Television:

Scrubs, Intervention, Reno 911, Chapelle Show, My Name is Earl, Cheaters ...thats kinda rednecky isnt it? lol oh well....UFC, The dog whisperer, Will and Grace, Family Guy, Scrubs

Books:

Classics, Poetry, Jane Eyre is my fav novel, also 1984. Re'reading the tao te ching now.

Heroes:

I think winning over the small struggles in daily life makes someone a hero...never giving into negativity..so i will say my mom.

My Blog

TAG u got me!

Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their n...
Posted by Mrs. Machine on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:26:00 PST

Love, Art, and Hope in the New Year

Happy New Year to everyone!...i know i am alittle late but hell i have been busy...I had a very eventful 2007 ....bought my first house, got laid off and finally got a better paying job, married my fi...
Posted by Mrs. Machine on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:01:00 PST

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN IS COMING AND ITS TIME TO PUT ON A COSTUME AND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF SOME LITTLE KIDS....DRINK WAY TOO MUCH BEER AND GIVE ALL YOUR FRIENDS A LAP DANCE....AND MAYBE EVEN BITE A FEW PEOPL...
Posted by Mrs. Machine on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:48:00 PST

Love lessons just in time for VALENTINES DAY!

Just in time for Valentine's day i have decided to share a brief list of lessons on what i have learned about LOVE in my 33 years on this planet..... 1. The bible was right..."Love suffereth long, [an...
Posted by Mrs. Machine on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:47:00 PST

Like blood to a vampire

this blog is for people who whine, mope, feel sorry for themselves, or think somebody owes them something... Here is a friendly reminder to be thankful u live in a "realitively" free country...
Posted by Mrs. Machine on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

Homesick for the mountains

This year i turned 33 and the older i get the more i cant stand being away from my family's home in the mountains outside of Asheville, NC. Almost all of my mother's family live wi...
Posted by Mrs. Machine on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:16:00 PST

The Bisque Princess (poem)

Here is a poem written for me by my good friend thomas....I loved it....let me know what u think.   The Bisque Princess       for Joyce   Deep ocean eyes; dark wood ...
Posted by Mrs. Machine on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 06:52:00 PST