I'm recently single after long drawn out relationship ending in divorce, and the happest i've been in awhile. lol. I love my job( I'm a fire full time fighter/E.M.T.) for the City. I only work 9 days a month on Average, On my days off Ive started building Shure 55's and putting sm58's and 58 betas in them, ive had my own for awhile but now im selling them on ebay, like crazy!!!My website, for orders MUTANT MICS, have links under music so check them out. or you can just copy and paste here. http://mutantmics.com I would love to be the singer in a local band again. I was with a band and decided they weren’t right for me, too many old tunes, from the 60's and 70's. I don’t mind a few,... but God I’m not that old yet, I much rather sing for a band that does newer stuff, like creed and metallica and nickleback, anywhere from the 80's till now...I'm on a few dating sites and have met some great women but, not the one if you know what i mean....this is my profile from my favorite one Plenty of fish.....if you want to know what I'm about this is it....My name is Chris. If I’ve looked at your profile there is a good chance I thought you were cute, or your picture was so small and so far away, and Blurry I had to click on it to see if you were cute, lol. You will know if I answer you or not if you say hello. But here are some things you may want to know Before you do. I’m not trying to sound rude, But, If you cant read my entire lengthy profile, don’t bother. It will tell you if we may match or not. If you have 50 or more friends on your friend’s list, Don’t bother! From a Good guys point of view, that looks like a "slut"! How many guys do you need as friends? Aren't you only looking for one?.....If you wrote in your profile "My kids are my world" or " my kids come first and If that’s a problem move on." Then you are way tooo dramatic for me! Honestly, lets get real ladies! What real man in his right mind would think for a second that He would come before your kids? And what good mother, wouldn’t put there kids first. So why even say that? "DRAMA"! I prefer women who would say "I have children and they are my main priority." Do you know how many times I’ve read that "My World" thing? Get out of the fish bowl people! Be original! If you dont have at least one picture in the last year up, or a glamore shots with a soft lense, dont bother...How would you like it if we showed you a receipt of our bank account and it was loaded, and you found out it was fake? Get real no wonder they looked shocked to see you... If you look like you are posing like you want to have sex....dont bother! Then you wonder why you only have wierdo's saying hello. Ok, I'm off my soap box, sorry. I say looking for a unicorn, because I think the women I'm looking for is a mythological creature, lol. I’m looking for a old fashioned women who loves herself first. But is not a snoot. I love to sing karaoke and entertain my friends with just being funny and silly. I cuss like a sailor and need to stop. I drink beer from time to time but don’t get drunk. I don’t like the feeling. I wear cowboy boots and talk with a southern accent but don’t really like country music.(too depressing) I’m not a bigot and I don’t like people who are. I’m just a good guy. I can count my true friends on one hand and can’t fit all my buddies in one room. I do have women friends, only because I understand women, and cant figure out men to save my life, But I don’t cross the line of friends with relations. I'm a career fire fighter, but only work 9 days a month there, But stay kind of busy with my own little business building custom microphones. I'm a handy man like no other, and great with my hands(in more ways than one). I draw, paint, write poems, design things, and sing. I can do any kind of work like plumbing, mechanical,(was a mechanic for 15 years), electrical, carpentry, welding, wood working, just about anything! Ill never be rich but I’ll never be broke either. And even though I have a manly job and can do all these manly things, I’m not a typical manly guy at all. I’ve never cried for myself, but have cried at movies. I love bath and body works. My female friends take me shopping from time to time, to help them pick out colors and clothes for them. They Know I’ll be honest, and my back ground in Art helps me understand colors…and by saying honest, I mean if they ask if these pants make me look fat?, I’ll answer no it’s not the pants, it most likely your ass! I’m God loving and fearing, honest, decent looking, Independent, non smoking, honest, loyal, fun, smart, healthy professional, no children, married once, High sex drive Honest guy. Oh did I say honest? lol. looking for about the same thing in a women version. good luck with that right? No its not set in stone! Especially the Children part, But the honest part is! Some people say I have weird views. But I say people have lost their self respect. For instance, I don’t slow dance with women, I don’t plan on dating. or I don’t leave with a women I didn’t bring in. or I don’t kiss a women on the lips on the first date unless it feels right. One night stands are completely out of the question! Usually because they always come back. Damn stalkers! That is a joke. But its like this, some people think the glass is half full, some think its half empty. I think, what the hell in in the glass? I have a IQ of 122, and I always say for where I’m genius in 3 parts of my brain, I'm retarded in the rest.(or special for you politically correct people) If you haven’t noticed spelling and caps are one of the retarted parts. I don’t like conflict or drama and will get rid of it in a New York minute. I've never cheated on a girl friend in my life, not because I didn’t have plenty of chances, because I’m not that kind of person, My heart wasn’t built that way. I'm not big on Barbie’s or gold diggers. So if you think you a princess keep moving wrong mythological character! I would have went after Mary Ann on Gillian’s Island. I don’t lie for nobody or beat around the bush. I like my bushes shaven. LoL (sorry! I couldn’t resist) I've never hit a women in my life but come close to choking a couple, I tell it like I see it, and shoot from the hip. Some people want the truth but can't handle it when given. If you are one of those people, you will think I'm mean spirited when in all actuality you probably needed to hear it. Now if you got this far and are thinking to yourself, well If he is what he says (which I am) and seems to be the "good guy" that all women seem to want, why is he almost 38 and still single with no kids? There has to be something wrong with him. Well there is something different about me, not wrong. First of all I didn’t think I wanted to settle down and meet the right girl Until I was 25 which is a normal age right? Well I was with the same girl for 10 years and finally married her. Turned out she had been lying to me about who she was for 10 years. So I divorced her. I don’t have kids because I didn’t trust my ex with a cat much less a child. But the main reason I'm alone is that I'm picky and not desperate. But it doesn’t help to live in Fayetteville. I love Fayetteville but this town sucks for single guys. There are 10 guys to every women here because of the Military. So the chance of finding a attractive good girl here is slim to none. And if you do, they have more baggage than a Gray hound bus, only because They’ve been cheated on, beat on, had kids with, been deserted, been divorced more than once, been used and lied to over and over so much, they don’t even trust men, or become lesbian! But I have met great people here and I do think they exist, but they have to look past those 9 other guys to see me.
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