I defeated the vapid monster!!! My friends give me things like cunt coloring books and bottles of dove and bat blood. I don't have insurance. All the lightbulbs are out in my house and I like it. I only make pie for people with enormous....
hearts.
I like violent crazies, TigerArmy, necromantix, horrorpops, etc...things of this nature
AFI, Danzig, Samhain, Misfits, Dresden Dolls, 7 seconds, Meteors, Rancid, eighties power ballads , old country, matis yahu, raccoons in the night
tim burton movies, troma movies, scary movies, old movies, jessica rabbit, disney, and things of this nature
drinking reading dogs horses making things painting piano johnny cash, roundhouse kicking, pirates (i know, i know, i am contradicting myself),
strategery...turkey hunting, and conspiracy theories.
halloween.
french
signing up for more than i can handle
making my art history exams my bitch
playing hookie
photography, laughing, coming of age tales, ninja's, raccoon familiars. , rollercoasters, aqauriums, green pianos, animals, the eighties, the twenties, the number nine, DINOSAURS!!!! chuck norris and mango ice cream.School is fun..sort of. I'm lucky that I am an art major so my classes are pretty interesting. While you are in your lame ass business class or math class..I'm making my next masterpiece. There is a downside though. Whenever we grow up, I'll be peddling paper dinosaurs on the street while you are getting blown in your office. But college is the best time of our lives right? So I'll enjoy mine while you crunch numbers. things even out.
ice on windows, dead birds in the death curl-especially if there are feathers still clinging to them, horrifically illustrated children's books explaining where babies come from. details. i really want a giant ceramic tiger, i love funny people, wild horses, dinosaur bones, and Indiana Jones. i hate it when people are sad, But I love sad stories. Anything completely tragic makes me smile. i want to see everything and I want to be an eskimo.
currently I am perfecting the fine art of the crocodile death roll......
