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Wheelsfalloff

CONSIDER YOURSELF...PART OF THE FURNITURE

About Me


...Likes taking long walks on beaches...picking at carcasses in the sandunes,romantic jaunts through landfill...scavenging and re-interpreting the broken relics, repressed memories and transitory hopes of the disgruntled impulse purchaser.
So there you have it - just another obliviosly tenacious parasite sucking at the already exhausted and flimsy systems of society.More likley to push than to say "excuse me" should others decide in bovine stupidity to stand in doorways,footpaths or other thoroughfares.
...not suprisingly has had several attempts on his life by loved ones,football players and by his own hand(mostly un-intentional (except for the football players))Forgives himself and others(except for the football players and other pointless,overpaid and overrated "athletes",celebrities,some musicians too)...uses electricity and other natural resources,not as much as some hippys though, writes ridiculously tedious,lengthy and incoherent sentences without a thought of proper punctuation...Is bored now...shuts up before he contributes any further to the VANITY APOCALYPSE.
...Burning churches??? How Unimaginative
THIS IS HOW ITS DONE YOU BLACK METAL PANSIES!

...So I used to make mix tapes,then I started putting in samples in between the songs...then it all just became a blur.Its like collage only you dont get to sniff the glue.
I tend to use a lot of ...s when I write...I dunno maybe its how I think.. maybe ive never really stopped... ...youd think it being three full stops it would mean that ive stopped forever... but no... ...(a lot of times I use brackets too((huh?)its my inner commentary (oh,ok)(sometimes even brackets within brackets(then It gets REALLY confusing...(like Im trapped(help!!))but usually find a way to ))) bullshit myself out of it...
This space exists purley for sharing my love of music,like minded peeps and my friends.
Catch me and my files on SOULSEEK username: ((wheelsfalloff))

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/27/2005
Band Website: systemcorrupt.com
Band Members: Band?...
...MEMBERS?
Influences: THE GOLDEN AGE OF AIRSHIPS

TASMANIAS DRUNKEN SEAFARERS

DOO DEE DOO (meoow) DOO DEE DOO HENRYS CAT!

Sounds Like: Snow-whiteTommy Hilfiger puffy jackets getting run over with lawnmowers

Record Label: www.blacklotus.zzn.com
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Myspak Vanity Apocalypse

[malaria_labs] myspace- scene girl photoshop pic gateway [malaria_labs] underage and wearing more makeup than cher [malaria_labs] and PUNK GUYS on the fucking internet [brokecore] and most of the g...
Posted by Wheelsfalloff on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 07:59:00 PST

Newsworthy?

Penis Surgery A Bit Short of Expectations... Size matters to Wayne Ronald Collings. So the 53 year old unemployed man was horrified when he awoke from a painful penis enlargment procedure to find his ...
Posted by Wheelsfalloff on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 02:36:00 PST

Thomas Midgley

Thomas Midgley - the "genius" scientist that firstly invented leaded petrol, causing world-wide lead contamination. Then he invented CFCs for refrigeration - causing the destruction of the ozone layer...
Posted by Wheelsfalloff on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 02:31:00 PST

Making Metalheads listen to Bucks' Fizz

* Entered room METAL [sokuseki-men] there's a band out called Bucks Fizz and they are the hardest, most technical metal act to date. don't let the name fool you. they are EVIL! [Al Corrupt] That buc...
Posted by Wheelsfalloff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST