We're getting a backyard!!!

I am 1 3/4 year old male Boxer. Hey name is Arnold and basically I am the most spoiled of all. My parents bought me on Easter Sunday 2005 and since then have made both my parents so happy. I am smart because when mom says, "Who is it Arnold" I immediately run to the door and check to see if it is safe to open the door. When I want to look outside I would pull the blinds open but got bored of doing that so instead I tore the window blind to a perfect square so that just my head fits and I can look at the great outdoors. Ironically we have 5 acres to run on but my a-hole neighbors claim that we killed thier chickens but they are retarded because when we go run mom and dad are always supervising, now we walk on leashes GRR!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a 2 year old female boxer and my parents adopted me from my previous owner because my mom and I were always fighting. Now with my new family and husband Arnold I am the queen of the house. I sleep 23 hours a day and the other hour I recieve love from my daddy, eat and poop. I love sleeping on my green mushroom chair, a leather couch, and mom and dad's bed ONLY! Lately I've been sleeping on the floor but inside the hamper on mom's side of the bed.~~~~~~ Hi my name is Diesel, my parents are Arnold and Lucy. Over a year ago they mated by accident and they had me. She gave me to a friend of hers but she couldn't have me no more because of allergies. Now, I'm back home with mommy, daddy and my new owners. I hadn't seen my parents since February, at first they looked mean but as soon as they smelled me they fell in love with me all over again. Mom gets tired of this but she will say it once again: We spayed Lucy