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jennifer

I told you not to be stupid, you moron.

About Me

I sprinkle diamonds on everything i eat. Two reasons: 1) it is the most baller shit you could possibly do to your food and 2) it makes my doody twinkle, man. Cause it's BALLER!

My Interests

Be cruelty free. ..

I'd like to meet:

The Banaan!

Music:

My uncle rockin Ozzfest with his band, Black Label Society. What a f*ckin' rockstar!

Television:

Da Ali G Show, Chappelle's Show, Sopranos, The Office, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Meet the Press and The McLaughlin Group (yes, i am a big nerd). oh and juvenile mtv shows...

Heroes:

Peter Gibbons. "You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. "