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Josh

Can't see any lines, can ya Russ? RUSS?!?!

About Me

___________________________________________________________ CHRISTMAS UPDATE: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. ___________________________________________________________I 'm Josh and I have a lovely wife Francheska and a terrific little boy named Joshua. I am from NJ but have been living in and around Orlando for the past 7 or 8 years. I work as a manager at one of disney's resorts and I really enjoy it. While work is important, family is the single most important thing to me. I am so happy when I get to spend time with my wife and our little guy, though I do terribly miss my niece and all my nephews that are still in NJ.

My Interests

I like boating, swimming, skiing (though I hardly get to ski anymore...you know, living in florida and all), traveling, reading, light gambling, music, movies, video games, theme park rides, the beach, and my family. I am also very into football. My NY JETS look not too shabby this year...

I'd like to meet:

If anyone that I haven't talked to in a while (such as an old highschool friend, colleague, or simply anyone that I was close to) reads this, drop me a line! It's pretty much the only reason I am doing this thing.

Music:

aerosmith, counting crows, bob marley, ziggy marley, harry belefonte, the streets, muddy waters, kid rock, jimmy buffett, cake, garbage, foo fighters, third eye blind, huey lewis and the news, jonny lang, lenny kravitz, moby, chili peppers, otis redding, sublime, snoop, the cure, offspring, tom petty, ludacris, and i could go on and on. I like a pretty wide variety of music from rap, hip hop, 80's, hard rock, pop rock, reggae, blues, world music, trance, dance, and some electronic. I also love Christmas music during the holidays. You get the idea. If I had to chose one band though, I'd say aerosmith. I love all their music, especially their older stuff. I've seen em in concert 13 times now, and have met each band member on at least one occasion.

Movies:

I love the lord of the rings trilogy! also love the big lewbowski, anchorman, my blue heaven, all star wars, all harry potter, back to the future trilogy, hellboy, kill bill, punch drunk love, run lola run, signs, joe dirt, fifth element, nightmare before christmas, pootie tang, the ladies man, spiderman movies, and the xmen movies are fun. i also like all sorts of scary movies from recent ones like Jeepers Creepers to more old school ones like pumpkinhead. killer klowns from outer space is a good cult classic.

Television:

My new favorite show is Heroes. Curb Your Enthusiasm cracks me up. I also like Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, The Office, & My Name is Earl. I am not into reality television. I can also admit that I like Desperate Housewives. I also enjoy the discovery channel and the learning channel. Tivo is the best though, because I never have time to watch all those shows. Oh, and my little guy loves The Wiggles on the Disney Channel...so, I guess I've seen more than my fair share of them.

Books:

I've read all the Harry Potter books and can't wait for the last one. I've also recently re-read the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. I also like to read autobiographies on interesting people...not people who think their interesting. I've recently read a couple of Jimmy Buffet books, both fiction and non fiction. Currently I am reading S King's "Cell."Hey, why not forget about books for a moment and play Pac Man?!?!

Heroes:

My dad was my biggest hero. What a great man.
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My Blog

L.P. 3

LP: Yes, this is the Ladies Man, go ahead. Caller: Yes, uh, Ladies Man. I-I have a problem. I'm having a hard time finding the right lady. I-I've dated a few, but none of them are hot enough. I've got...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:07:00 PST

L.P. 2

I have been with everyone from the lowly bus station skank, to the high class high society, educated bus station skank.
Posted by Josh on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:28:00 PST

Leon Phelps

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love th...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:22:00 PST