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haemathermal hammer

convincing society the devil doesn't exist for over 20 years!

About Me

I tire of large businesses, yet I want to run one so I can buy a yacht. Once I get this yacht I will devise a way to do my business from it in the middle of the ocean.

Wireless, my boy! The world is becoming wireless! Video conferencing with high bandwidth network links is the way of the future! Soon, all successful men will merely meet each other as avatars in otherwise empty rooms. Pictures on televisions, with the more successful of the bunch with the larger television and better sound system, so he will be able dwarf the omega with his impressive high fidelity picture and crystal clear sound with smooth bass and sparkling trebles.

My Interests

I like websites like this. they're the best.

I'd like to meet:

If you are in the business of importing monkeys from Africa, I would like to learn how to begin dealings in monkey trading. Please contact me for more information.

Music:

doot doot

Television:

TV is bad, mmkay?

Heroes:

Hulk Hogan