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TANZIG

Dr. Awkward

About Me

Sometimes I dream my father is a guitar, with a hole in his chest where the music throbs between my fingers. -Martín Espada

Precocious
Subject to my whims
Consistently inconsistent
Fond of writing about cats and reading about fruit


When I grow-up, I want to be a bourgeois bohemian.

My Interests

The unstoppable Miss Tanya Mae is game for almost anything!

I'd like to meet:

Couturiers

Pretty Young Ladies

Alchemist. Alchemists.

Starfish with its arms out in a daze.

Music:

You may question my music tastes. To clear things up: I don't like music.

Heroes:



Interesting boys.

Very interesting. My baby is something like a doctor...

My Blog

lawl

So you attempt to writebut your words are so triteyou butcher form and rhymebecause real poets write like that all the time?so your life is real badand so is your grammar.I bet Pound would sendyou to ...
Posted by TANZIG on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:52:00 PST

Converge.

Two cute girls want to go to New York City. Please help us go! Donate anything!!! Our goal is over $200... if everyone can donate .50-$1.00, we'll be able to go. If you're really nice you can donate m...
Posted by TANZIG on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:47:00 PST

punx?

Well, here's something I noticed... urban dropouts are more likely to do something with their lives than their suburban counterparts. Think about the kids you know in school who drop out. I can think ...
Posted by TANZIG on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:45:00 PST

This world taunts me

A blog of shows I'm angry that I will most likely miss: Broken Social Scene/Do Make Say ThinkThursday October 19th, 2006Indianapolis, IN - The Vogue
Posted by TANZIG on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:50:00 PST

THANK GOD

FOR ROCK AND ROLL?and most definately for fashion.
Posted by TANZIG on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:18:00 PST

Oh yay! Tanya's Webcomic Thread!

In an attempt to make me less of a mopey piece of crap, I devote today to the pursuit of webcomix! (I'll try to post the pictures if I can)Today's comic... lolPsh, tell me about it.Yeah! Be prett...
Posted by TANZIG on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:15:00 PST

Silly

ASIAN!!!!...
Posted by TANZIG on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 01:21:00 PST

One month, one week

Over the next two weekends I will be volunteering for Woody Burton. Love him or hate him, I want the exposure. This weekend, I will also be attending a call for hair models. It couldn't come at a bett...
Posted by TANZIG on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:29:00 PST

"Two Months and Five Days" part 2

May 11, 2006. I turn 17. I need more things then I want. Here's a list!-Darts to the Sea (www.loudmerch.com/trophyscars)-lamp-vehicle-laptop-sewing machine-money-skinny jeans-bed frame================...
Posted by TANZIG on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:33:00 PST

Tanya's awesome rules for prom! Yeah!

Hi. It's that time of year again, yes prom. I'm Tanya and I'm going to give you a few pointers to make your prom the best! Never mind that I'm homeschooled and will not ever attend prom, I'm still bet...
Posted by TANZIG on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:43:00 PST