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Just a bit of a regular smart-ass that puts people who are in a really foul mood back into a good mood :). I have been in the Creative Industry for the longest time. Illustration (yes, comic books, too), many years in 3D animation (I have an ancient showreel of mine stashed in the My Videos section) , a little marketing, a little A&P and currently graphic design. I draw some really cool stuff (check My Pics) although I think my current kick is in winning design pitches. I do like doing the analysis and strategizing that goes behind creating a proposal and then watching my designs grab a deal. I'm a crap sports person, so this is my way of being competitive. But then again, I do kick ass on some xbox/playstation games. Fast reflexes, but totally uncoordinated. I am also a keys/piano player with a smooth jazz/jazz funk/chill out band called UNDO and a percussionist/keyboardist with Rhythm of Praise, a percussions ensemble (yeah! lots of toys to play with :P) Not really prissy, but I do get a little upset when my nails are dirty and I feel a tinge of sadness each time I have to cut my nails to play piano. While I will never admit to being a softie, kindness has a big place in my heart. I am a simple person at heart. My only desires in life are: to be a real woman with big fake boobs, being accepted into Midget MENSA, making Gary Coleman my slave and be cast in midget porn. Last but not least, I'm cat-friendly but not towards mean, nasty cats. I'm very shy (if you believe that). I am also very silly.Btw, I'm not gong to flash everything about myself on here so if you really want to get to know me, talk to me!Idan Raichel Project: MiMaamakim

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Real women with big fake boobs. Smiley, good-humoured, easy-going, compassionate people that aren't uptight. Preferably mentally & psychologically sound but you can't always be certain about that. Writers. Creatives. New York City Fire Department (preferably without shirts on). Paris Hilton (also without shirt on). Martha Stewart, Vera Wang, Paloma Picasso, Anita Roddick, Donald Trump and Peter North (with bells and whistles on). Cool guys like Al Neuharth, William Shatner, John Travolta, Kevin Bacon, Rudy Giuliani and the smouldering David Rocco. Also, Kenneth Pool, the Rosenblats and Serjame Bayliss. I'd also like to meet the guys on www.eepybird.com and Nora, the piano playing cat (Check out her hot vids! This is one talented pussy!). Good musicians. I love Big Black Women who SING! Partner(s) for salsa and other dance genres of suitable height and weight, with good teeth, who aren't afflicted with halitosis, bromhidrosis or excessive, involuntary salivation. Extreme hirsutism is fine by me. Dances I know: ballet, jazz, salsa, merenge, cha cha, rhumba, jive, samba, rock n roll, waltz. Also, anyone who doesn't let my brand of humour go over their heads. As for that special guy I'd like to meet: I'd really like to meet someone who is really sweet, a perfect gentleman, affectionate, warm and loving, who is outgoing, easy going, genuinely likes people and smiles alot, who is into fitness and at the same time financially stable. Drama and smoke free. Someone who would take a walk in the park with me while drinking diet coke with mentos :) Partial towards very good looking, fit, passionate, italian-blooded/ mediterranean men and clean/neat freaks. Bummer....I just discovered I can't add myself as a friend on myspace. Ok I suppose if you see the next few videos you'd know who I'd really like to meet.Eyes of the Mind by Casiopea. I know you won't believe it but this was actually in C major (some high moments in Eb major). The wonders of chord progressions.Sake to Asayake!Galactic Funk. Loved them since 20 years ago! Back in the days when DX-7 was THE THING to play on!

My Blog

May, the highly-adaptable cat!

I was told to confine the new cat in a room for a week cos a move would be very traumatic and that they may not even eat for 3-7 days. Well, last sunday when she arrived, she kept burying her head in ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:35:00 GMT

COMPLAIN! BECAUSE ITS IMPORTANT!

Having worked with so many events companies who bring in their sound equipment, I can't even begin to emphasize the importance of the sound check and being HEARD when you have a complain to make. One ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:22:00 GMT

Loving the unlovable

If this holiday season was all about festivites, then I have come up with a big fat zero and I would have been perfectly proud of it because that was never the objective I had with the time I had on m...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:14:00 GMT

Did Jesus ask us to be masochists and losers?

Matthew 5 (commonly known as the Sermon on the Mount)10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you,...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:54:00 GMT

Letting men be men, respectable men

I will never understand why women need to throw themselves at men. Just because a man is good looking, eligible and successful doesn't mean a woman has to lower her dignity and self-respect or go cont...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:29:00 GMT

erm just another survey. I always get taken by these silly quizzes

surveeey? Name: Lisa Birthday: 11 Feb Birthplace: Singapore Current Location: Singapore Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: short stuff Right Handed or Left Handed: Right but gettt...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:41:00 GMT

How am I in love?

How You Are In LoveYou take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.You give and take equally in relationships.You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see yo...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:12:00 GMT

My Power Color

Your Power Color Is MagentaAt Your Highest:You energize yourself and push others to suceed.At Your Lowest:You feel frustrated and totally overwhelmed.In Love:You are suprised by who you attract. You'r...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:13:00 GMT

another silly quiz - What does Lisa mean?

LISA L is for Loveable I is for Intelligent S is for Sensual A is for Amazing What Does Your Name Mean?
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 17:51:00 GMT

Ambidexterity and RSI

well it's pretty much out of necessity that I am training my left hand to do the mousing now. I have to rest my usual working hand as much as I can as of now to prevent the possibility of further inju...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:26:00 GMT