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Matti

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About Me

VISIT HUMMERGUN!
About me...I'm some guy, apparently I like certain things and have certain ways of doing certain things. I'm also ridiculously mysterious. I once saw a ghost, but I'm so mysterious it may have been me, as not even I know what I really look like. I could even be you...
Really, I'm an open book, if you want to know something either ask me or read through the 200 odd blogs I have so far written on this thing, eventually you'll find what you need and then no doubt blackmail me out of what little I have, asshole.
I don't like it when people wear sunglasses for no apparent reason, in my profile photo I'm quite clearly wearing those sunnies for the purposes of ROCK, hence I do not not like myself. Double negative kids. Go ask your maths teacher.
If you're looking for a weakness in my manly facade I have many, I'm very vulnerable to females who can sing, also a good heavy rhythm section always floats my boat. I'm also a total shit in the morning. I hate mornings.
Anything more you need to know, don't hesitate to ask, if I don't care for your question I'll probably just lie to you. Or I may just lie to you anyway. Whatever tickles my fancy.And yes...in my profile photo I am wearing eyeliner.

My Interests

Music/ Singing/ Going to gigs/ Telling people how awesome my band is/ Reading/ Drinking too much/ Hanging out with my mates/ Getting cryptic with people

I'd like to meet:

Someone with teeth would be nice...um... Seriously, Layne Staley, Jerry Cantrell, Maynard Keenan, Chris Cornell, Johnny Cash, Steven Tyler, Scott Weiland, Izzy Stradlin, John Bonham and Mike Patton.
I am aware that several of those people are dead.
Apart from them, if you love music, genuinely LOVE good heavy rock music, I'm sure we'll get along. Also if you're a decent person I'm almost certain we could come to some sort of arrangement.

Music:


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Movies:

Ong Bak/ Old School/ Indiana Jones trilogy/ Back to the Future trilogy/ Terminator 2/ Serenity/ Anything that I liked when I was 12 really

Television:

Firefly/ Family Guy/ American Dad/ The Simpsons/ Futurama/ South Park/ Rock Star/ Cheaters(how tacky of me)/ The Daily Show with Jon Stewart/ Any VH1 Behind the Music, even if I'm not a huge fan of the band involved

Books:

Altered Carbon/ Broken Angels/ Woken Furies - Richard Morgan/ Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger/ Any music autobiography/ Any good sci-fi

Heroes:

HUMMERGUN! Yes, really. My band are my heroes.

My Blog

Dust to Dust

Over feeling you steal Remnants of my glory Taking all it's time Well I don't need an alibi   Roaming picking you feel None of what you make me Taking all without But I never had no doubt  ...
Posted by Matti on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:53:00 PST

One time a thing occurred to me

So last night I got phenomenally smashed on a plethora of alcoholic beverages and came home and the computer was on. Hmm...I thought quite unwisely to myself. Perhaps a really drunk blog is in order. ...
Posted by Matti on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:28:00 PST

Some roads are blocked

So, lately I have had a fucked up cold, and it's pretty much rendered me unable to sing, and shit if you don't appreciate something until it's gone...I need you back voice, I use you to entertain myse...
Posted by Matti on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:14:00 PST

More than words

Why can't I put my exact emotion on this damn thing...I mean, I can on this, my blog and such, down the bottom, well...it's actually up the top by the time you all see it, but yesterday I wanted the w...
Posted by Matti on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:08:00 PST

Guitar town

So last night, I sat down with a six string (what the fuck?!, anyone who knows me is thinking) and wrote what will be the next HummerGun song. It also happens to be the first song I've ever written on...
Posted by Matti on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:19:00 PST

Killer

Yesterday I went to JB Hi Fi for a wander and ended up walking out with the DVD of House of 1000 Corpses, which I had seen before but remembered little of so decided to purchase so I could relive the ...
Posted by Matti on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:57:00 PST

Whoa-oa-oa it’s magic

Being the sleepy uber-nerd that I was last night, I was lying on the couch watching Lord of the Rings, as it was on TV and I was feeling like a nerd. It made me think, being the dweeb that I am, why t...
Posted by Matti on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:54:00 PST

Sometimes it blows my mind

So Matti, you think you can stumble through life executing shenanigans on a ridiculously consistent basis and scattering corn chips as far as the eye can see whilst single handedly maintaining some so...
Posted by Matti on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:09:00 PST

I feel mercurial

So, here we are. Here are we. For something so significant it seems like a nothing, but for our very presence anywhere the odds are astronomical...just amazingly high, and...fuck it. I'm not going to ...
Posted by Matti on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:42:00 PST

Save your eyes

Isn't it funny that the only thing you can't save yourself from is yourself? I'll expand on that later, when I don't need to go to bed. Just something to think over. ...
Posted by Matti on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:26:00 PST