- ODIN - Chitauri ShadowKings profile picture

- ODIN - Chitauri ShadowKings

Chitauri inkosi-isithunzi

About Me

Greetings, Hilsvinger (for the Norwegian readers) I warn you now by the way that if you intend on reading on you will be grating away long cheese like shreds of your life (cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef). . .but then again, you are on myspace so I doubt it will be that noticeable when compared to the amount of soul that’s being sapped away ?. Well I shall begin then. Most important things first. I wish I could be a Viking under the watchful eyes of Odin. . .or eye in his case. And failing that I lament for a time long since lost before technology, globalization and damnation. A time when things were settled with skill and the sword not the trigger and the gun. Nothing in this world is what it should be, we are slaves (in an insect nation :P ) . I find it how I find members of the chav community: irksome. Most things in this world are a lie. . .oh and the royal family are lizard like aliens. . . So there, enough said. Praise be to the mighty Thor!Some quotes that. . . .please me. . . Err. . .. Enjoy?“All truth goes through three stages. First it is ridiculed. Then it is violently opposed. Finally it is accepted as self-evident.” -Schoepenhouer................“There are none so enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free” -Goethe.................“Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present, controls the past.” -George Orwell...............“History is the lie commonly agreed upon” -Voltaire.................“It has served us well, this myth of Christ” -Pope Leo X........................“Tell a lie loud enough and long enough and people will believe it” -Adolf Hitler..................“Nothing would be what it is, Because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-s what it is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?” -Lewis Carroll..................Trapping Hands

Add to My Profile | More Videos .. ..

My Interests

,Interests, ah yes those things that fascinate me to an extent that I deem them an interest. . . .and thus are interesting to me. . . .this however is not, which is why I will not deem it such ;p. . .(you can always tell when someone is bored can’t you?) Anyway my main interests I would have to say are My main martial art: Wing Chun King Fu, playing bass guitar (at a preschool level ;p) History, mainly the Vikings especially the Sagas and the Edda etc but general Dark ages and Medieval history etc is also good as is Anything to do with the ancient Egyptians, mainly their Gods and religion. The Ancient Japanese and Chinese, Aztecs Mayans etc etc. Im learning to speak Norwegian at the moment so I guess that could be classed as an interest and also going to start learning Mandarin for when I go and train martial arts with the monks in China (which is funky. . .thats right. . .i said funky). I enjoy reading anything supernatural, aliens, Draconians etc, conspiracies, Cryptozoology I also believe that one of the most fascinating things to do is just watch and observe.. . .baseically its mainly anything that takes my attention away from this world that humans have decided to dominate which in my opinion is only tolerable at best because of this reason. . . but anyway. Yeah I guess that’s most of it. Oh and were all spawned from a race of lizard like aliens.....just thaught u might like to know :P.

I'd like to meet:

Credo Mutwa!!!!!..

Pimp out your webpage with PimpWebpage

Music:

. . .in no particular order. . . or is there? o OGood ol' Marilyn Manson full of drugs and fit as a fiddle (never did quite get that one. . .fit as a fiddle? hmmm maybe its some kind of 1700s slur created by prostitutes) Cradle of filth. . .hard to ignore them really. . .you may trip over Dani Filth but its hard to ignore the band. Satyricon. . .They may have sold out somewhat but who cares when theyve got songs like Mother North and Filthgrinder. . . wehey. Mortiis. . .the worlds number one troll (i used to wonder if i was this guys only fan lol) still what a guy. . .err troll. great dreadlocks too. . . anyway drifting off into a pointless list now engoy yourself why dont you. .Deathstars Rob Zombie Final Fantasy x music. . .what? its pretty good. if im wrong listen to Otherworld and then correct yourself :) Murderdolls, NIN, Theates Des Vampires, Type 0 negative, Coal Chamber, Arch Enemy, Adam and the Ants, Gary Numan, Children of bodom, Frankinstein Drag Queens From The Planet 13, Immortal, KoRn, Kreator, Lordi lol, London After Midnight, The Mighty Boosh, Mudvayne, MY Dying Bride, Nick Cave and the bad seeds, Nile, Opeth, Paradise Lost, Queen Adreena, Dimmu Borgir, 1349, Carpathian Forrest, Smashing Pumpkins, Svartskogg Shaka Labbits (Japanese Punk), and some other crap like various punk and classical etc.

Movies:

All sorts i guess. Im going through an Italien Gangsta phaze at the moment.Goodfellas The Untoutchables STAR WARS! Jurassic Park. . .not so much the third. The Alien Movies (which are much better than predetors) Predator 1 and 2 (because they are good. . .just not as much as All the Wishmaster films (thats 1 and 2 btw the others dont exist. . . .if only) Last Samuri LOTR Red Shadow Fight Club The Mummy Interview with a vamp Spawn The Muppets Christmas Carrol Freddy Got Fingered Various Martial Arts films: Iron Monkey etc anyone else bored yet?

Television:

Im not a big TV watcher but what i do like is only the cream of the telebox crop. . . .Black Books, Spaced,Frasier, Family Guy, Farscape, Stargate SG1, Blackadder, walking with dinosoars, The Mighty Boosh (amazing live btw), Im Alan Partridge, Wondershowzen ,Big Train, The Day Today, Brass Eye, That 70s Show Stand up guys like Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran (again great live). and alot more crap. . . .oh and bargain hunt lol. yes i know these are pretty much just all comedy serieses but they have appeared on tv at some point so i guess it applies. . . .barnicles.

Books:

Cryptozoology, chaos in science, magic etc. Native American stuff. Anything to do with Vikings! Psycology and some sociology, David Ike stuff, Credo Mutwa, conspiracies, aliens etc etc Forgottren realms books especially those on drow. R.a.Salvatore especially the Drizzt books. War of the spider queen etc. Sojourn is a particular faveorite. . . Fantasy in general. anything to do with mythology etc. and a variety of others.

Heroes:

I wouldnt say heros as such but people i have a profound respect for. . .most of which are fictional or dead btw. Bruce Lee, Credo Mutwa, David Icke, Drizzt, Jarlaxle, Crowley, Darth Maul,Mr Miagi, Kain! and the old guy from Jurassic park lol.Sir Patric Moor! Mortiis, Ip Man, The Hitcher. . .Tony Harrison. . .THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! . . . .oh and Old Gregg!