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.Auntie Christ.

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About Me



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"Kill everyone now!
Condone first degree murder!
Advocate cannibalism!
Eat shit!
Filth is my politics!
Filth is my life! "

come.dance.with.us!

.pro-choice.
.cynical.
selfish.
giving.
talkative.resentful.
feminist. unforgiving.forgiving.
moody.forgetful.pessimistic. outspoken.
idealist.silly.naive.
vain. alienated.
critical.insecure.equalist.
womyn lover.stoner.introvert.loner. negative.
positive.
confused.confusing.revengeful.ironic.
skeptical.
fickle.
withdrawn.
hopeless.

i cry when i'm drunk
i'm a functioning contradiction.

completely unstable, fickle, in other words, i'm constantly changing my mind and questioning my decisions.
.a man eating cancerous fire breathing bitch.

My Interests


-JOHN FUCKIN' WATERS!!!!
-fucking feminists!
-fuckin' sandwiches too!
-anger!!!
-playing guitar!!
-matthew barney:the cremaster cycle
-moxie!
-jerry springer
-cunt
-vinyl
-fellow vinyl collectors
-fucking riot grrrl
-filth
-sittin' around listening to records
-camel lights
-Roseanne
-leigh bowery
-coffee
-woody allen
-angie muscio
-miranda july
-margaret cho
-strong independent womyns
-roller coasters! duh!
-sexy underthings
-scratchy voiced womyn and men
-drinking pot, smoking beer
-tom of finland

I'd like to meet:





i would like to meet some cool girls and boys.

not interested in meeting anyone who thinks i'm potential date or bang material. i'm content in banging and dating myself. and i'm not looking for anything other than friends.
dating is for losers....losers!

Music:


.punk rock/gore/grindcore/post punk/riot grrrl/metal/rockabilly/strange music/unheard-of obscure unsigned shitty ass garage rock.

-the county medical examiners
-skarp
-.adult
-the velvet underground
-gruesome stuff relish
-sleepy la beef
-the lively ones(surf band)
-nausea
-doom
-red aunts
-iggy
-bobby fuller four
-carl perkins
-the sonics
-sore throat
-the queers
-jackie wilson
-the box tops
-conflict
-negative approach
-mike ness
-the chesterfield kings
-the smiths
-lack of interest
-(the) berzerker
-bratmobile
-toy dolls
-bikini kill
-dr.zeus
-watain
-sodom
-crispus attucks
-buzzcocks
-fucked up
-T-Rex
-the students
-outbreak
-the fugs
-nico
-chicks on speed
-lunachicks
-thee milkshakes
-crucial unit
-barathrum
-gravy train!!!
-find him and kill him
-buddy knox
-charlie feathers
-captain beefheart
-common enemy
-kip tyler and the flips
-hasil adkins
-sonny burgess
-slim harpo
-lightnin' slim
-lightnin' hopkins
-memphis minnie
-terrorizer
-social distortion
-thee shams
-fear
-tracy and the plastics
-gore gore girls
-koko taylor
-memphis slim
-mary weiss
-dead kennedys
-bathtub shitter
-dystopia
-furry lewis
-vaginal discharge
-thee headcoats
-t-bone walker
-shitstorm
-minor threat
-the cramps
-toussaint mcCall
-big mama thornton
-slayer
-S.O.B.
-little milton
-rupture
-the aborted
-snooky pryor
-voetsek
-wanda jackson
-misfits
-jimmy witherspoon
-dropdead
-the 5.6.7.8's
-screamin' jay hawkins
-godstomper
-black flag
-ma rainey
-gg allin
-x ray spex
-heartbreakers
-propagandhi
-freddie king
-patti smith
-prosthetic cunt
-aura noir
-agathocles
-jimmy reed
-Gene and Wendell
-billy lee riley
-snuff
-the detroit cobras
-dr. know
-cliteater
-cock and ball torture
-gut
-abosoraine bogom
-anal nosorog
-anal cunt
-anal blast
-anal bleeding
-wormed
-fuck the facts
-nina hagen
-13th floor elevators
-vitamin x
-css
-the trashwomen
-the trashmen
-the ventures
-surfaris
-the shadows
-nuclear assault
-behexen
-merciless death
-GISM
-libido airbag
-the godz
-sam the sham & the pharaohs

Movies:

-die you zombie bastards!!
-blue velvet
-pauline at the beach
-female trouble
-pink flamingos
-american hardcore
-girls will be girls
-desperate living
-serial mom
-pecker
-cecil b demented
-mondo trasho
-polyester
-hairspray
-a dirty shame
-mutants in paradise
-multiple maniacs
-serial mom
-maria full of grace
-rivers edge
-irreversable
-detroit rock city
-natural born killers
-girl 6
-jungle fever
-crooklyn
-storytelling
-salo
-21 grams
-romper stomper
-happiness
-lust in the dust
-but i'm a cheerleader
-saved!
-coffee and cigarettes
-she's gotta have it
-sweet sweetbacks baadddassss song
-harold and maude
-trailer town
-terror firmer
-tromeo and juliet
-the killer condom
-the toxic avenger(s)
-dolemite (1975) -class of nukem high
-surf nazis must die!!
-igor & the lunatics
-def by temptation
-zombie island massacre
-blood hook!
-redneck zombies
-the chosen one
-sgt. kabukiman
-fat guy goes nutzoid
-christian scare films

Television:

eat your television

Books:


-feminist literature -listen up
-aint i a woman
-the naked ape
-my ishmael
-the virgin suicides
-catfight
-shock value
-angry women in rock vol.1
-the bust guide to the new girl order
-cunt
-perks of being a wallflower
-bust magazine
-bitch magazine
-shameless magazine
-maximum rock and roll (back issues only)
-dunk and piss (totally!)
-autobiography of a blue eyed devil

Heroes:



My Blog

new song!!

I made this song. It's like this.The video is the only way i could upload the fucking thing...enjoy it. i stold from a movie at the begining:) ...
Posted by .Auntie Christ. on Wed, 14 May 2008 04:46:00 PST

See me morph into Kelly Clarkson!

.....
Posted by .Auntie Christ. on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:50:00 PST

i wrote a love letter to no one.

Dear Sweetheart,I lay awake all year thinking of you, your horrible smile, and our tryst in the ocean. I recall our meeting, how my heart felt when I first saw you. I cherished every moment we were to...
Posted by .Auntie Christ. on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:17:00 PST

NEW VIDEOS!!!!!

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Posted by .Auntie Christ. on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:04:00 PST

life aint nothin

but bitches and money.
Posted by .Auntie Christ. on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:56:00 PST