I'd like to meet:

My Fuck-Butts

The Killer Bing!

Hello Kitty!

Music:

MUSIC

Blink 182. Corky and the Juice Pigs. Daphne Aguilera. DVDA. El Chichicuilote. El Morro. Eminem. Fallout Boy. Foo Fighters. Franz Ferdinand. Gorillaz. Gwen Stefani. Hank Williams Sr. Jet. Johnny McGovern. Kelly. Korn. Limp Bizkit. Linkin Park. Marilyn Manson. Maroon 5. Modest Mouse. No Doubt. Peaches. Pink. Puddle of Mudd. Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Selena. Slunt. Static-X. Stephen Lynch. Sublime. System Of A Down. Tenacious D. The 80s. The 60s Gold. The Doors. The Killers. The Ranconteurs. The White Stripes.
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Movies:

MOVIES
50 First Dates. A Christmas Story. A Knight's Tale. A Night at the Roxbury. Accepted. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights. American History X. Anchorman. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Austin Powers: Goldmember. BASEketball. Beavis and Butt-head Do America. Big Fish.

Billy Elliot.

Billy Madison. Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Borat. Cannibal! The Musical. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Clerks. Clerks II. Chasing Amy. Dodgeball. Dogma. Dr. Giggles. Dracula: Dead and Loving It. Drop Dead Fred. Dumb and Dumber. Dumb and Dumberer. Edward ScissorHands. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Eurotrip.

Ever After.

Elf. Feeling Minnisota. Finding Nemo. Fools Rush In. Forrest Gump. Freaked. Garden State. Grandma's Boy. Grease. Half Baked. Happy Gilmore. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone. Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets. Harry Potter and The Prizoner of Azkaban. Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire. Hitch. In Good Company. Interview With the Vampire. Jackass. Jackass: Number Two. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Kill Bill: Vol. 1. Kill Bill: Vol. 2. Liar Liar. Little Miss Sunshine. Little Monsters. Little Nicky. Little Rascals.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

Love & Sex. Madagascar. Major Payne. Mallrats. Mask. Nacho Libre. Napoleon Dynamite. Office Space.

Orgazmo.

Out Cold. P.C.U. Punch Drunk Love. Queen of the Damned. Saved!. Shark Tale. Shaun of the Dead. Shrek. Shrek 2. Slackers. Sleepy Hollow. South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Spaceballs. Stir of Echoes. Summer School. Team America: World Police. Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny. The 40-Year-Old Virgin. The Bourne Identity. The Bourne Supremacy. The Cable Guy.

The Fifth Element.

The Goonies. The Mask. The Neverending Story. The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter. The Pest.

The Princess Bride.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The Royal Tenenbaums. The Secret Garden. The Water Boy. The Wedding Singer. The Wizard of Oz. To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar. Tommy Boy. Wedding Crashers. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
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Television:

TELEVISION

Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Family Guy. Futurama. Married With Children. South Park. The Daily Show. The Colbert Report. The Food Network. The Simpsons. The Oblongs. WWE RAW. WWE Smackdown!.
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Books:

COMEDIANS
Arj Barker. Brian Posehn. Brian Regan. Bruce Bruce. Dane Cook. Darren Carter. Dave Attell. Dave Chappelle. David Cross. Demetri Martin. Eddie Izzard. Ellen Degeneres. Flight of the Concords. Gabriel Iglesias. George Carlin. George Lopez. Greg Behrendt. Greg Giraldo. Jay Mohr. Jim Bruer. Jim Gaffigan. Kevin James. Kyle Cease. Margaret Cho. Maria Bamford. Mike Birbiglia. Mitch Hedberg. Nick Swardson. Pablo Fransisco. Patton Oswalt. Ray Romano. Rickey Smiley. Stephen Lynch. Steve Byrne. Steven Wright. The Amazing Jonathan. The Sklar Brothers. Zack Galifianakis.
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Heroes:

HEROES

Kane. Orgazmo. Al Bundy. Choda-Boy. Wonder Boy. Young Nasty Man. The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Bluntman and Chronic.
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My Spoon is too BIG.

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