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The Real R&B Junkie!

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About Me

I am Jarryl Fordham, I also go by the name Janet's man, Jacksonfan number 1, Mr. Janet, and Mr. Jackson. I am here to find friends and someone who shares the same love and respect for the Jacksons (or janet) as I do. I am a hairdresser in the making and plan on being the biggest, black and straight beautition in the world and I dont want anything to stand in the way. My other interest is anything Jackson related (mainly Janet), and the entertainment industry that I crave and would love to be a part of
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: Jarryl Fordham
Birthday:: 1/27/90
Birthplace:: DETROIT!
Eye Color:: dark brown
Hair Color:: light brown
Height:: 6"0
Weight:: @@$
Right handed or Left handed?: righty
Your Heritage:: mainly black, some native american, and a little bit of white
My Worst Habit:: cracking my knucles, neck, and wrist.
Zodiac Sign:: AQUARIOUS and proud of it
Shoe Size:: 13
Pants Size:: $@
Innie or Outie?: innie
Parents Still Together?: divorced since I was 1
The Shoes You Wore Today:: none
Your Weakness:: Fine women, Janet Jackson, teddy bears,T.V
Your Fears:: dying alone, big ass rats, my sister, and having everyone I ever loved turn on me
Your Perfect Pizza:: one with everything on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: GRADUATE
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:: AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW FUCK!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature:: My smile, my eyes, my hair, and....well...something else lol
Your Bedtime:: whenever the hell I want
Your Most Missed Memory:: ages4-9, my old house, and spendin time wit my cousins
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Black, White, Red, sometimes blue
Food?: ANYTHING(seriously)
Sport?: Basketball
Animal?: cat
Ice Cream?: Oreo
Candy?: Recess, Snickers, Kit Katt
Store?: Beauty supply, Circuit City, Best buy, Borders
Salad Dressing?: Ranch (duh)
Actor?: Lawrence Fishburn, Steve Carell, Will Smith
Song?: Pleasure principle, If, Twenty foreplay, Enjoy, Take care, Lonely
Letter?: J
Number?: 24
Gum?: idc
Holiday?: Christmas and my birthday
Season?: spring, fall
Toothpaste Flavor?: crest
Radio Station?: ANYTHING THAT PLAYS R&B AND SOUL
Perfume?: idc
Scent besides perfume?: idc
Body part on the opposite sex?: ass
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Hair stylist
How Do You Want To Die?: in my sleep
Turn ons:: women with confidence and funniness
Turn offs:: bitches(enough said)
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: I'm original
Who's The Loudest?: Taelor
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Shane
Who Have You Known The Longest?: My cousin booker
Who's The Shyist?: my cousin brendin
When Have You Cried The Most?: when my uncle died
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: getting something you've waited a long time for
Worst Feeling?: being shut down
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Detroit,L.A, New York
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: my weight, and i want my hair to be 5 inches longer
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: 124
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: wild side
Let's look at the: sky
What a nice: ass
Where did all the: money go
Why can't we: tale this relationship to the next level
Silly, little: ho lol
Isn't it weird that: the day I shot spider man, peter parker got shot
Never under any circumstance: would I like country music
I wish: I could do anything I wanted and not get in trouble for it
Everyone has a: ass hole
I am: ok
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: yup
Been To Juvie?: nope
Mooned Someone?: yup
Been Rejected?: yup
Ran Away From Home?: hell no i aint stupid
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: duh, who dosent
Skipped School?: yup
Thought About Suicide?: yup
Slept Outside?: yup, camping duh
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yup
Cried In School?: not really
Thrown Up In School?: yup
Wanted To Be a Model?: not really
Cheated On Someone?: yup
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: yup
Seen A Dead Body?: at funerals
Been Bitched Out?: yup
Drank Alcohol?: yup
Smoked?: nope, dont plan to
Been On Drugs?: nope
Eaten Sushi?: love it
Been On Stage?: yup
Gone Skinny Dipping?: nope
Shoplifted?: not that i can rember
Been Drunk?: buzzed
Been Called A Tease?: nope
Been Beaten Up?: yup
DO YOU
Swear?: FUCK YEA, I GOT A GOD DAMN DIRTY ASS MOTHERFUCKIN MOUTH, SHIT!
Sing Well?: I've been told, but I dont often
Shower Daily?: yup
Want To Go To College?: nope
Want To Get Married?: yup
Believe In Yourself?: yup
Get Motion Sickness?: sometimes
Think You Are Attractive?: kinda
Get Along With Your Parents?: my dad, but sometimes not my mom
Like Thunderstorms?: yup
Play An Instrument?: drums
Own An IPOD?: i want one
Pray?: I do
Go To Church?: no need, that dosent determine your love for god your actions do
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: sometimes
Keep A Journal/Diary?: MYSPACE
Dance In The Rain?: nope
Sing In The Shower?: yup
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King?: McDonalds (fuck the whapper, I want a big mac)
Single or Group Dates?: idc
Chocolate or Vanilla?: vanilla
Strawberries or Blueberries?: blueberries
Meat or Veggies?: meat
TV or Movie?: idc
Guitar or Drums?: drums
Adidas or Nike?: idc
Chinese or Mexican?: chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: idc
Cake or Pie?: cake
MTV or VH1?: vh1
Blind or Deaf?: blind
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: nope
Write With Both Hands?: kinda
Whistle?: kinda
Blow A Bubble?: yup
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: yup
Cross Your Eyes?: yup
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: yup
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: nope
Dance?: yup
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: hell no
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: idk
You Talked To On The Phone:: my cousin
You Instant Messaged:: i dont
You Hugged:: idk
You Yelled At:: idk
You Played A Sport With:: idk
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: watching delirious
Time You Cried?: at my great grandmothers funeral
Movie You Watched?: Spider man
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: idk
Joke You Told?: idk
Song You've Sung?: idk
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: at home
What Can You See Out Your Window?: the street
Are You Listening To Music?: nope
What Are You Wearing?: jeans and t-shirt
What's On Your Mousepad?: dont have one
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: yup
Do you believe in miracles?: yup
Magic?: yup
Love at first sight?: yup
God?: yup
Satan?: FUCK NO, AND I MEAN THAT
Ghosts?: spirits are what they prefer to be called
Santa?: nope
Evolution?: yup, it has so much proof its stupid to think otherwise
IN A GIRL...
Fav Eye Color:: idc
Fav Hair Color:: idc
Short or Long Hair:: idc
Height:: idc
Weight:: idc
Best Clothing Style:: idc
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Itally
Number Of CD's I Own:: alot
Your Good Luck Charm:: my big hair
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 5
Do you drink milk?: not anymore
Person You Hate Most:: dont hate
Most Outdated Phrase:: fresh
Do you think God has a gender?: nope
Where do you think we go when we die?: the other side or here, just carring on
How many rings until you answer the phone?: whenever i can
What is something scientists need to invent?: ask me later
Are you a health freak?: yup
Are you a virgin?: HELL NO, THANK GOD
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: idc
What is the worst weather?: to hot
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: i did there hair
How many grades have you failed?: none
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My Interests

Janet Jackson, The Jacksons, Hair, The entertainment industry,Family, film, acting, singing, and fun stuff. http://s90.photobucket.com/albums/k277/jarrylf/?action=view& amp;current=.my_first_widget.pbw
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I'd like to meet:

Family and friends,Hopefully the jacksons or other great celebtrities, or people who share my love and passion for The Jacksons (mainly Janet), the entertainment industry, and or hairstylist that can help me with advise. And maybe some fine ass women.

Music:

The entire Jackson family especially janet, Mariah Carey, Nas, Busta Rhymes, Lil Kim, Beyonce,Destinys Child, Prince, The supremes, Maxwell, Tevin Campbell, Boyz II Men, EnVogue, Jasmine Guy, Tisha Campbell, Lauren Hill, Erikah Badu, Jill Scott,Jos Stone, Common, Maroon 5, Robin Thike, Kanye West, Tupac, Whitney Houston (1984-1998), Christina Agulara,Kem, Toni Braxton, The Temptations, the supremes, and petty much all motown. But Absolutely no Country EVER!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

The Kill Bill saga,Anchorman, The Godfather saga, Munich, A low down dirty shame, Harlem nights, Lady sings the blues, Poetic Justice, The Jacksons American Dreams, Boyz in da Hood, Higher learning,The scary movie trilogy(1,2,3,4), dont be a menance from south central while drinking your juice in the hood, Juice, Hollywood Shuffle, I'm gonna get you sucker, eddie murphyRAW, Half baked, Eddie Murphy Delirious, School Daze, Crooklyn, Roll Bounce, Dude Wheres my car, Mommy Dearest, Final Destination trilogy, EVERY FREDDY KRUGER MOVIE (accept 2 and 6) and Every Jason movie, Jasons Lyric, Set it off, How High, Who framed Roger Rabbit, Ray, The Wiz, Monkey Trouble, camp nowhere, little Nemo,beauty Shop, Hair Show, Nora's Hair Salon, Hair Do U, and every Disney cartoon until 2000.

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Boondocks, Robot Chicken,South park, desperite housewifes (eva langoria,god), americas next top model,Girlfriends one on one, the tyrabanks show, everybody hates chris, and reality shows on vh1. I also enjoy tons of re-runs like Living single, the Parkers, a different world, Malcolm in the middle, Martin, My wife and kids, Moesha, The Cosby show, In the house, good times, different strokes, all in the family, The fresh prince of Bel-air, cluless, Amen, In Living Color, The wayans Bros., and The Chapelle Show...

Books:

All books and magazines about the Jacksons (not Tabloids), books on feamale hair styles and biographies. Other than that I HATE BOOKS!

Heroes:

my mom, my dad, all of my grand parants, all of my aunts and uncles both here and gone, my great grand mothers, all of my tons of cousins, and my neaces and nephews. The Jackson family, and straight professional hair dressers... width="425" height="350">.. ....>

My Blog

A survey thats very personal

..> A mans sex Survey (No Virgins allowed) Truth only How old were you the first time you had sex? 16 Did it hurt? Felt weird but didnt hurt were you any good? I think so How many times in your ...
Posted by The Real R&B Junkie! on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:18:00 PST

Religion

Okay people, im sick of everyone asking qusetions about me and church, and me and religion, so I thought i'd explain through this. The deal is i dont have (nor do I want) a organized religion. I was C...
Posted by The Real R&B Junkie! on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:38:00 PST

Names that I want my kids to have (full names)

I was just thinkin, when i have kids at least one of them has to have one of these names (seriously), shit and to any future baby mamas, if you gonna bring them here I get to name atleast one of them ...
Posted by The Real R&B Junkie! on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:10:00 PST

Lies, by En Vogue

This is one of my favorite EnVogue songs and it's exactly how I feel. Lies, lies, using lies as alibisLie's, lies, just a devil in disguiseIt's the same gamePlayed in so many waysEveryone is the victi...
Posted by The Real R&B Junkie! on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:40:00 PST

What Ticks me the hell off vol.1: Posers

I hate Posers. lets just get it out in the open. Not just Celebrity posers found on MySpace, but cultrual posers. Usually  when we think of cultural posers then we think of white people acting li...
Posted by The Real R&B Junkie! on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:07:00 PST

if u knw me you miht wanna read this

This explains everything I really dont do this because it get's mixed reviews from people when I tell them face to face. But I'm gonna tell ya the why about my obsessive relationship with Janet Jackso...
Posted by The Real R&B Junkie! on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST