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ANDREW

I aint gettin on no plane fool !!!!

About Me

Hey there!!My name is Andrew JonesJust recently i moved to Bali, My brother lives out here so i was given the oppotunity to come here and work and live in a beautiful hot country and not forgeting working a really short day of about 4-5 hrs. Fucking wicked.I used to live in Burgess hill which is very close to Brighton and because of this used to spend pretty much all my time there.My main interests are music so Brighton is the place to be, i do miss it as ive left loads of friends back in England and im a very sociable person. i love going out to D&B clubs and pretty much staying up for maybe a day, once upon a time maybe even 2, getting a bit old now for that. HA HA, No Chance, im a FUCKiNg ravering LEGEND, wouldnt recomend doing it in a hot country like this though, i actually managed to do my own head in and while driving(passenger) saw a dog that looked like a cow and another that looked like a sheep,now two wrongs deffinately dont make a right, in this case they make a wrong,but i have to say the markings of the COWDOG and the udders(nips) were very convincing but then we then worked out cows were not manufactured that size(dog size)HAA!!Most of my friends think im a bit of a Crazy bastard and love to have a good JOke, Lets be honest lifes a laugh and i wanna be surrounded by people who just want to have fun.i also love to sing, so i wont be in Bali forever otherwise there is no chance i could get a career out here for that. I love all genres of music, my main passion is soul, Remember its all about the words!! if any1 needs a male vocalist give us a shout, you never know i might be back home by then.Take it easy,Another tip, DONT LET YA MUM CUT YA HAIR.. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

Love to sing, eat loadza food, music

I'd like to meet:

Interesting, witty and funny people,people who generally dont give a sh*t what they say as long as its good! REMEMBER laughing is the meaning of life!! Oh yeah and Mr and Mrs Spoon off button moon ( you have to be old school to remember that! Great show!)

Music:

D&B, R&B, soul and dance and you gotta love ya 2step garage, my word it takes me back!!!.

Movies:

Goodfellas, generally ganster films. and comedy films!! ya gotta laugh!

Television:

Songs of praise has to be my favourite!!Oh yeah!! and Baywatch

Books:

The argos catalog has to be my favourite, They take far too long and im a very busy man!HA HA!, and i cant read anyway!! (JOke, im not a fick C&*t HA HA!!)you cant beat lookings at the pictures though!

Heroes:

The person who invented the shell suit what can i say they look wicked!! along with the person who invented speedos and cycling shorts and bumbags too, what has the world come too!! Fucking rubish, next time you see anyone wearing any of these items of clothes boo and hiss and if you like trip them over, they deserve it!