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Ryan

Guaro is the new Jager

About Me

I've never been drunk before and am an extremly well behaved and well groomed human being. I live in Newport Beach, where I plan to live out the rest of my existance. Which should be at least 6 months longer. I spend my time either working, drinking, sleeping, or surfing. Born at Hoag Hospital, raised in Mission Viejo, lived in Laguna Hills, went to school out in Fullerton. Moved to Newport... Bartended at Islands for about 3 years. Finished school, jumped across town to Costa Mesa at the Camden apartments right next to the premiere university in Southern California, Orange Coast College. Now living right by the Santa Ana river mouth close to the best Mexican food on the planet

My Interests

Surfing the cleansly river jetty at Newport. Pursue my dream of temporary happiness and lifelong agony.

I'd like to meet:

Sting, Sting would be a person I'd like to meet. The music that he's made over the years, I don't really listen to, but I respect the fact that he's making it.

Music:

Alkaline Trio. Israel Vibrations. Wu Tang. Screeching Weasel. Led. Lagwagon. Jack. Dave. Ramones.

Movies:

Goodfellas, Godfather, Johhny Dangerously, Billy Bathgate, the Untouchables, Casino, and Barney goes to the Brothel

Television:

DVR

Books:

I like to read a lot. Sort of a new skill I developed these last couple of months. I finsihed the "See Spot" series last night. You know, See Spot run, See Spot walk, See Spot blah blah blah..

Heroes:

Mike Tyson, Ty Cobb, Bill Romonowski, Maurice Clarett, and Jose Conseco.