Joe Pesci

I'm foreign and I had to jump over a big fence to get here! I was born in South Africa(Its fucked up,I already know!)and I was raised in the wild like Mogli from Jungle Book. But enough of all that bullshit, if you dont already know me I like to get drunk with my mates and wake up in strange places(sometimes I wake up naked this comes with the territory)! I like to think I am a nice guy but I might be wrong and if you disagree good for you(you prick)! The basic story line, I just want to have a good time and your either with me or your a morose mother fucker!