This Is What Living Like This Does |
1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?Imaginary friends are notoriously poor payers. And this is no friend of mine.2. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?Texas. 3. Who wins in a...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:24:00 GMT |
I'm Feeling Very Superior Today |
This was long. I did it on and off all day. Nobody should read it. ********1. spell your first name backwards:eel! lol!2. Story behind your myspace name:The Illiad.3. What month were u born in?June4. ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 19:04:00 GMT |
Coming Dangerously Close To Expressing An Opinion |
1. Do you know anyone's myspace password?Everyones password is squirlstar.2. Are you an emotional person? Oh it's all bottled up nicely.3. If you had one last breath to say something to someone you lo...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 17:46:00 GMT |
Brutal Genocide Of Home Invaders With Diet Lemonade |
I just commited genocide. I left my windows open and my hallway ceiling was covered with big buzzy flies. I went nuts with the Raid and went in the living room, going back outside an hour later to see...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:32:00 GMT |
Say You Wanna Go There, Ride Then. I Did. And I Loved It. |
Oh my god, best gig ever. The Twilight Singers were amazing. They played 66 straight into Teenage Wristband, and it if it wasn't for Captain Aceveda smarmily asking Mackey if he could pull off being a...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:40:00 GMT |
Last Week Someone Died Outside And I'm Scared That Tonight They Will Come For Me Too |
I'm on an all nighter at work, and I have very, very little to do. So I want to write something on this blog, which a brief scroll downwards appears to be about 10 percent real Life Content. The rest ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:06:00 GMT |
Happy Birthday To Me! |
Yay!
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 19:40:00 GMT |
This Is Going On My Permanent Record |
Finish the sentence:
1. I've come to realize that my ex is...plotting with the Chinese to steal my job.
2. I am listening to...The fan, the football.
3. Maybe I should...Post this birthday present I j...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:00:00 GMT |
Questions / Answers: The View From My Window |
1)How old do you wish you were? 23 is fine. Happy with 23. Sure hope there's no plans for me to be 24 anytime soon. 2) Where were you when 9/11 happened? I was on the grassy knoll, shooting down Flig...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:00:00 GMT |
Don't Need No More Boxes I Can't See Covered In Flags |
"We are not with you anymore. It is much later on, now. Please, take your breath - for breath is what you require, oxygen, light and water. And time. But not us. We are no longer wit...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 20:45:00 GMT |
