My family-namely Michael and Dash. design. color. furnishings. People with large brains filled to the brim with brilliance, a sprinkle of jibberish, sparkly wit and wicked defiance. Anything gross and weird fascinates yet horrifies me...like a car wreck you gape at. Striking poses. Teaching Jack how to dance to hip hop (I'm going to make him a totally hot B Boy). herbal teas. Taking ridiculous pictures of people. Modern day muses. Being a modern day muse. Sick couture. Sick vintage couture. A good head massage. Coffee table books. The scale on a good day. Thrift store plundering. Leather pants. Driving fast. Reflexology. Sushi, saki and seaweed. Making a late entrance. I don't like the cheese but the cheese likes me. I have an addiction to indulgent hair products. Making somethings out of nothings. Chewing sour apple gum. Cozy cashmere sweaters. Avoiding all types of exercise. Sleeping in really late. Flatironing my hair. Getting a facial and the occasional chemical peel. Buying crap on Ebay. Sitting shotgun. Enjoying a fine smokie treat. Hot, cracklin' fires. Going to wine tastings. Prancing around in pretty shoes. Shooting a gun. Going back to my home away from home- Manhattan. Creating and inspiring art. Lipstick and eyeshadow hourding. Fountains and waterfalls. The beach. The Blue Ridge Parkway. Cooking. Starbuck's iced coffee. Nutella. Plantain chips. My fancy oriental kitties, Bunnylovin' Bettie aka Cootie,Fannie Annie, Saucy, and Ming Ming. And being in the company of old chums, drinking hot toddies.
FERAL CHILDREN..
I've been addicted to Forensic Files for years and can probably kill a person without leaving a trace. Absolutely Fabulous DVDs, Strangers with Candy.... I get to a t.v. when Nip/Tuck, Project Runway, Law & Order, or the Sopranos is on. I catch America's Next Top Model sometimes. Weeds,Dexter, Six Feet Under and The Riches are entertaining. If I ever get free time, which is rare, I like watching HGTV, Globe Trekker, No Reservations, Man Vs. Wild, and the gardener Paul James. I'm totally suffering from Rachael Ray BURNOUT. And i'm not afraid to admit that I'm a fan of NANCY GRACE!
I was educated in same schools as El Gato Hombre, so I can't read, either. But, I DO like picture books, my favorite of which is David La Chappelle's HOTEL.
Yo mama, because I don't know how she managed to raise you.