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Morgan The Fair Child

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About Me

I'm Beastie Boys crafty. I love my little family. My occupation is to make other people's environments stunning. I have all my cootie shots. No matter how thin I am, I still need to lose 10 lbs. I like weird, eccentric and somewhat spastic people who make me laugh like hell. I like to pop my pills from Pez dispensers. I don't think it's hip to be square. I got drunk for the 1st time on champagne (would you think otherwise?)at age 16. One of my mottos is "hearts, not farts." Disappointingly, I don't think many of my peoples respect that one... Surprise! I don't have any allergies! Beauty alone is always a total YAWN. I'd rather wear my husband's cologne when he's not around. My body is highly prone to addictions. Fall's the best time of all. Nutella is the world's perfect food. I love inventing new ways to make food. I'm a lone ranger and would rather work that way. I need my alone time to stay harmless, otherwise I become a megabeast. If I could travel anywhere, my 1st choice would be space. How trippy would that be?!? (2nd choice, Thailand) I'll never, ever order the Poo Poo platter from any chinese joint. I can squeal like David Lee Roth. I think it's perfectly fine to pay your friend $160 an hour JUST TO TALK. I also think it's perfectly fine to pay your friend $160 an hour to show you what do do with all that blah space. Nothing beats the sweet smell of the NYC subway (saltwater air or mountain air come close). Auctions give me a bigger RUSH than breaking the law. I firmly believe in the magical power of duct tape and spray paint. I won't vomit in toilets.I actually like the smell of the lit match more than the candle. sunsets are awesome. The ONLY thing I like about High Point is the International Home Furnishings Market and all the perks of it. I miss Philadelphia. I miss Manhattan and I check out Norma's badass designs over and over again....take a peek for yourself- http://www.normakamalicollection.com/newsletter/press/ (i click on this often, check it out, and sigh in longing. The Bible is the best soap opera read I've ever encountered, AND BEST OF ALL, IT'S TRUE! I like to eat bizarre cuisine and have slurped down tripe in chinatown (for starters!). I'll try anything once, but won't touch calamari. The suction cups bother me immensely, and there's a story to go with that, too. I've yet to have a friend who'll jump out of a plane with me. I can appreciate the smell of a cheap Philly blunt cigar. Don't question that. I consider myself from NC. We had our baby, Jack Parker, in late November '05. He's genius material-could be KRAZY genius material. hmm. Hell, look at his parents!
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My Interests

My family-namely Michael and Dash. design. color. furnishings. People with large brains filled to the brim with brilliance, a sprinkle of jibberish, sparkly wit and wicked defiance. Anything gross and weird fascinates yet horrifies me...like a car wreck you gape at. Striking poses. Teaching Jack how to dance to hip hop (I'm going to make him a totally hot B Boy). herbal teas. Taking ridiculous pictures of people. Modern day muses. Being a modern day muse. Sick couture. Sick vintage couture. A good head massage. Coffee table books. The scale on a good day. Thrift store plundering. Leather pants. Driving fast. Reflexology. Sushi, saki and seaweed. Making a late entrance. I don't like the cheese but the cheese likes me. I have an addiction to indulgent hair products. Making somethings out of nothings. Chewing sour apple gum. Cozy cashmere sweaters. Avoiding all types of exercise. Sleeping in really late. Flatironing my hair. Getting a facial and the occasional chemical peel. Buying crap on Ebay. Sitting shotgun. Enjoying a fine smokie treat. Hot, cracklin' fires. Going to wine tastings. Prancing around in pretty shoes. Shooting a gun. Going back to my home away from home- Manhattan. Creating and inspiring art. Lipstick and eyeshadow hourding. Fountains and waterfalls. The beach. The Blue Ridge Parkway. Cooking. Starbuck's iced coffee. Nutella. Plantain chips. My fancy oriental kitties, Bunnylovin' Bettie aka Cootie,Fannie Annie, Saucy, and Ming Ming. And being in the company of old chums, drinking hot toddies.

I'd like to meet:

FERAL CHILDREN..

Music:


Television:

I've been addicted to Forensic Files for years and can probably kill a person without leaving a trace. Absolutely Fabulous DVDs, Strangers with Candy.... I get to a t.v. when Nip/Tuck, Project Runway, Law & Order, or the Sopranos is on. I catch America's Next Top Model sometimes. Weeds,Dexter, Six Feet Under and The Riches are entertaining. If I ever get free time, which is rare, I like watching HGTV, Globe Trekker, No Reservations, Man Vs. Wild, and the gardener Paul James. I'm totally suffering from Rachael Ray BURNOUT. And i'm not afraid to admit that I'm a fan of NANCY GRACE!

Books:

I was educated in same schools as El Gato Hombre, so I can't read, either. But, I DO like picture books, my favorite of which is David La Chappelle's HOTEL.

Heroes:

Yo mama, because I don't know how she managed to raise you.

My Blog

i had this killer best friend and...

At one time we were best friends. We would-take turns driving eachother to school.would spend the night at eachother's homes.be in theatre togethertake trips with eachother's familiesgo to Aerosmith a...
Posted by Morgan The Fair Child on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:17:00 PST

WHA?

I'VE GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY 'BOUT NOTHING
Posted by Morgan The Fair Child on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:53:00 PST

Fa La La La, It’s the most horr-i-ble tiiiiime of the year!

Those who know me well know just how much I can't stand this time of the year.  When I was in high school/college and working in retail (abercrombie and fitch and balance day spa were the most ho...
Posted by Morgan The Fair Child on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:48:00 PST

Me vs. Britney....not that much difference

except for the massive 735,000 dollars a month she makes, and SPENDS. Homegirl doesn't have a lick of it in the bank, according to all these court documents. But, my point is that today, while shoppin...
Posted by Morgan The Fair Child on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:06:00 PST

Promises, Shmomishes.

Who was I kidding? I had to miss Crush 1345's opening night yesterday BECAUSE OF WORK!!!!!  Turned on my phone yesterday and had 3 voicemails freaking about the Marge Carson silk fabric manufactu...
Posted by Morgan The Fair Child on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:16:00 PST

I’m a slaaaaave for you. It’s Morgan, bitches!

My son is napping, my husband is out playing golf at the country club, and i'm here.  Trying little by little to update my resume', clean up from the Halloween festivities, correspond with client...
Posted by Morgan The Fair Child on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:02:00 PST

Houseguests are such a menace to my mini society.

While I'm here wasting precious time on the 'net, i've been thinking back to thelast couple of weeks which have mostly been extremely stressful but mostly just flown by in a snap.  I've been unde...
Posted by Morgan The Fair Child on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST

Oh how shall I spend someone else’s $Gs? Let me count the ways....

1)  There is no limit to the dollar expenditure this week and next in the world of design and furnishings, due to my first major client and job. 2)  It's furniture market, dammit! 3) I'm spe...
Posted by Morgan The Fair Child on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:05:00 PST

Bacon, Eggs, OJ and a panic attack?!?

Ah, Sunday morning.  Woke up too late to attend church, but we've got way too much to do around here anyway.  I don't know why, but I opened my eyes this morning and could see thru the sheer...
Posted by Morgan The Fair Child on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:24:00 PST

money on my mind, slippin’ on a slide, yo

"I ain't settlin' sheeet till my attorney gets here!"  I can see myself saying that here in a couple of days, being a total hard ass.  Then I'll excuse myself for a moment, dash ac...
Posted by Morgan The Fair Child on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:05:00 PST