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ELI

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About Me

I am such an awesome human-being looking to surround myself with others like me. I love to teach people lessons and hurt them as well. How you are is how you will get treated. I will reward you accordingly. I live to hurt. I hate and love you all. I want to amuse myself and will do whatever it takes to keep myself amused. I will never lie to you if I like you and I will set you up for failure if I don't. I created myself and I am a God in my own pleasure dome. I have no master and I play a fool. I know I kick ass and I will kick your ass if you want me too. I will punish you in ways you can't even imagine. You'll love it. I am here to make you feel real. I will teach anybody who wants to learn. .. Myspace Layouts + Myspace Graphics
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: eli preston martin
Birthday: september 4, 1980
Birthplace: voorhees, nj usa
Current Location: kaiserslautern, germany
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: auburn/red
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both
Your Heritage: unknown
The Shoes You Wore Today: yesterday's
Your Weakness: stupid people
Your Fears: being poor or paralyzed
Your Perfect Pizza: anthing but vegetables
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: global domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: how do you breathe??
Thoughts First Waking Up: today iam gonna learn something new
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyebrows, left pinky toe
Your Bedtime: when im done...
Your Most Missed Memory: how can I miss something when I dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Groupyyyyyy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lips on
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on how they taste
Cappuccino or Coffee: I like em creamy
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: who tha fuck comes up with those questions??
Do you Sing: to your mom
Do you Shower Daily: Does it count more when I have more ppl in there?
Have you Been in Love: I think, does my right hand count?
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Iam God
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im on top
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd fuck me
Are you a Health Freak: no, wait a sec maybe
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, they are alright...
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: I played Keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Alcohol whats that??
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah, my lung feels great
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, damnit im in the army
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no...hands dont count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: negative
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I have, i dont like fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: not that i can remember
Ever been called a Tease: yessssss
Ever been Beaten up: no!
Ever Shoplifted: no!
How do you want to Die: next to you!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dead
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel, Brown, fuck it, love em all!!!!!!!!
Favourite Hair Color: opposite of bold
Short or Long Hair: long, duuuuuuuh
Height: short and tall, i love em all!!!!!!
Weight: no thanks I rather not...
Best Clothing Style: none, rewealing
Number of Drugs I have taken: who knows
Number of CDs I own: I have a shitload of Cd's
Number of Piercings: I had one...
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none...
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You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


100%

atheism


75%

Buddhism


71%

Paganism


58%

Judaism


50%

agnosticism


50%

Islam


46%

Hinduism


42%

Christianity


0%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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What Planet Are You From?
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You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Pinhead


100%

Jigsaw


100%

Hannibal Lecter


70%

Jason Voorhees


65%

Candyman


60%

Buffalo Bill


60%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Leatherface


40%

Captain Spaulding


25%

Michael Myers


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?

 
Go n-eithe na peisteoga thu
Go n-eithe na peisteoga thu - 'May the worms eat you.'You're one sick bastard. When you die, you're going to to a very warm place. That is, if you don't already run it.
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random shit

..> ..> Self-respect, denial, and ambition ..> ..> What is it with people? Why do they cry about the shit they can't change and they don't do shit about the stuff they can? You whiny little ...
Posted by ELI on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

Why I Became a Satanist

I never became a satanist...I have always been one since the day I was born. I was forced to go to church as a child and forced to believe things that made absolutely no sense to me. But dou...
Posted by ELI on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:48:00 PST

Just a Few Solutions

If a country can not afford to feed its inhabitants. I have two answers. answer 1: Mandatory Birth-Control.- If they stopped breeding, there would obviously be less mouths to feed. answer 2: Mandatory...
Posted by ELI on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:18:00 PST

If you are who you say you are

If you are who you say you are, why should you explain yourself to retarded fucks that can't think for themselves? Why not just be yourself and say fuck you and your feelings you cock-weasle. I don't ...
Posted by ELI on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:05:00 PST

Here's a poem for all you fucks

Here's a poem for all you fucks. Spermicide costs an extra buck. Your parents must of had bad luck. Because with you they are stuck. To have a little shit like you. The fastest sperm of daddy's goo. a...
Posted by ELI on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:25:00 PST

Does anybody who posts blogs have a brain?

Is blogging a pacifistic stab at real life problems or what. What does every yuppy-hippy who lives in their parents basement have to bitch and cry about bullshit because they think they're the only on...
Posted by ELI on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:02:00 PST

Hey fuck nutz

OK..I'll be honest. I don't read anybody else's blog's. Suck my blog. I don't care. Life is a game that no one wins. I want to lose the least. atleast I'll feel like a winner. If I ever said anything ...
Posted by ELI on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:14:00 PST