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SMARTASS

Starlights are on Broadway Tonight.

About Me


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I'm crazy! you have NO idea. serious, laid back, fun, spontaneous, wild and just fricken CRAZY. so deal with it. send a message or e mail if you wish to know more cuz as far as i am concerned...everything about me is for me to know and you to find out. have a wonderful day.
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My Interests

umm... women?} i don't know. movies, music, driving, dancing whatever.what kind of drug am i? hrmm... i took the test. it doesn't mean i've tried this but it sounds like it could be exciting. take the test and see what drug u r!Take the quiz:
what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

ketamine.
you are ketamine. special, trippy, outgoing and spiritual.

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I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE! anyone really. anyone can mean something to someone, even me. feel free to message me A O L : Cybiko616thought this was kinda funny too so enjoy this one!
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Music:

rock, pop, techno, trance, weird shit, cool shit, you know anything dancable... the gufs, coheed and cambria, massive attack, Tricky, cauterize, MCR, marilyn manson, nine inch nails, postal service, natalie imbruglia, Jem, System of a down, Local H, DHT, journey, junior varsity, evanescence, lifehouse, linkin park,papa roach, mudvayne, pink floyd, Korn, sevenfold, chevelle, cold, coldplay, crossfade, the distillers, garbage, Sneaker pimps, GiGi D'Agostino, frou frou, jack off jill, kidney theives, matchbook romance, MSI, Muse, the killers, static-x, the used, the wallflowers, the verve pipe and so on... or anything that i can convert to guitar if it isn't already. i play by ear. i'm forgetting a lot of other bands though too. egh. you name it though and i've heard of it!

Movies:

The Forgotten, White Chicks, Lilo & Stitch, Phantom of the opera, American wedding, American Pie, Wild Things 2, Boondock Saints, SAW, Signs, Amityvillethe weird movie with the dog that ahas a gigantic mouth.

Television:

Well I would tell you what TV shows I like but I don’t watch TV. So I guess your out of luck lol

Books:

My school books. they are so up to date it amazes me! I was so sick of things from the past (like history) i like current events and findings. i don't have time for other books or mags but i wish i did. instead i always stick my head in a school book. eghk. but i have such a thirst for knowledge it makes me sick. oh well.
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.

Hot


100%

Exciting


88%

Soft


81%

Sweet


75%

Shy


44%

Wet


25%

Violent


13%

Awkward


0%
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Heroes:

anyone who can turn their life right side up from what was once way far down. my dogs and my asshole bunny, and my kitties cuz if it weren't for my animals i'd be one sorry twisted fuck...well.. maybe not but so what. and yes, i do talk to them like they are humans. they are my best friends.
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Sexual:
99%
Homosexual:
99%
Nerdiness:
85%
Healthiness:
98%
Financial:
66%
Criminal:
81%
Drug Use:
95%
Grossness:
51%
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My Blog

a new addiction

so i have this controlable but uncontrolable craving for french vanilla cappucino.  its only a dollar for a fix but its still considered coffee which i dont like.... stains ur teeth... and&n...
Posted by SMARTASS on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:20:00 PST

who am i

i cant tell you enough.  the most caring, generous, loving and beautiful person (as a whole) anyone could ever meet.  i dont really care if it sounds cocky. Im confident like i sho...
Posted by SMARTASS on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:45:00 PST

1st Infantry Division

  "Toast of the Army, favorite son,  Hail to the brave big red one. Always the first to thirst for a fight, no foe shall challenge our right to victory. We take the field a grand site to see...
Posted by SMARTASS on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:31:00 PST

my letter to God

CURE MY TRAGEDY- COLD Remember all the times that we used to play? You were lost and I would save you I don't think those feelings will ever fade You were born a part of me I was never good at hiding ...
Posted by SMARTASS on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:57:00 PST

this is how it is every single time

[Plies:] It's Plies Baby My Baby Just Called Me And Told Me To Come Put Her To Sleep She Said Her Period Just Went Off And She Feel Like She In Heat I Been Feenin For Her I Couldnt Touch Her All Week ...
Posted by SMARTASS on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:30:00 PST

forgetful, all it takes is a moment to remember

To the world: this is the kind of love being made unbreakable is really about. "I love you. come home to your bride." "Yes baby, you will be my favorite every day of the week." "Baby put me to bed, I ...
Posted by SMARTASS on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:32:00 PST

lifes mysteries

i have decided that love sucks. starting over sucks.  everything sucks especially when you are so sure about something and it turns around and gets you up your ass.  that's ok.  I'm str...
Posted by SMARTASS on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:49:00 PST

what she wrote for me! :o) 2yr 1 mo

Everywhere you look you read or hear about "love". For some reason you always find out more then you really wanna know about 90% of couples. About whose cheating on who... Why mary broke up with joe, ...
Posted by SMARTASS on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:13:00 PST

THERESA MARIE- the perfect song for us

I tried to paint you a picture, the colors we're all wrongBlack and white didn't fit you, and all alongYou we're shaded with patience, and strokes of everythingThat I need just to make it, and I can s...
Posted by SMARTASS on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:44:00 PST