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joey

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About Me

I live in New Orleans and love it. I am not tactful. I am very compassionate, loyal, and open-minded. I am always shy at first. You have to make the first move; I fear rejection. I was in the Air Force; I hate our President! I kiss boys. I have a Shih Tzu named Gizmo. My room is always messy. I have trouble sleeping. I drive like a bat out of hell. I can cook. I am random. I love the rain. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I act strong but I get hurt easily. I have close friends that do not let me down. I give good advice. It is hard for me to take advice. I can take a lot of shit from the people I care for. I will put you in your place if you are a stranger. I drink Grey Goose Vodka and Cranberry, not because I am on my period. I tend to interrupt people on occasion. Sometimes I feel completely lost and alone. I talk a lot once I feel comfortable around you; I usually talk loudly. I clap when I laugh; sometimes I cackle. I am a nice person. People tend to love me. I do not always love myself. I have desires. I feel a need to be accepted by others. Chat on AIM joeyswinson or Yahoo swinsonjoey.

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My Interests

I love to travel when I can...which isn't much these days. I enjoy eating out. I go clubbing often. I never make the time to read even though I should. I am a workaholic that complains about having to work but couldn't live without it. I love my Tivo and I'm perfectly fine staying at home watching it.

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I'd like to meet:

I am willing to meet anyone on here as long as they aren't a jackass or an idiot. Now for the gay part...also the guy that makes me so nervous when I am around him that I act like a complete fool, that makes my knees tremble when I see him, that makes my heart skip a beat when he kisses me, and that I can tell my secrets to and also listen to his. Oh, and it would be great if he had a million bucks too...lol.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joey
Birthday: May 4, 1982
Birthplace: Gainesville, Fl
Current Location: New Orleans, LA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: right now it's solid black with caramel highlights
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Irish and Swedish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cole Haan dress shoes
Your Weakness: Trust too easily
Your Fears: Dying alone
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni from Louisiana Pizza Kitchen
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: everything I didn't achieve last year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where is the fucking snooze button???
Your Best Physical Feature: left ankle
Your Bedtime: I'm doing this @ 1:15am so....
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds #4 no onion w/ lg sweet tea
Single or Group Dates: depends on the date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, whatcha got against hot tea??
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: White Chocolate Mocha
Do you Smoke: no, hooka sometimes
Do you Swear: no motha fucker...lol j/k you're really a bitch
Do you Sing: you will physically harm me if I did
Do you Shower Daily: shower in the morning, bath at night...come in.
Have you Been in Love: have had feelings but not true love
Do you want to go to College: went into the Air Force instead, big mistake..yes
Do you want to get Married: if I meet the right person
Do you belive in yourself: not always
Do you get Motion Sickness: I love motion...lol
Do you think you are Attractive: doesn't matter...I'm not going to date myself
Are you a Health Freak: I have a gym membership that I never use
Do you get along with your Parents: I'm gay...they are pentacostal
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE THEM!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Spoons...lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: often...Cape Cod w/ Greygoose
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I can hear the colors...no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, I would like those hours of my life back
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but if there's cheesecake get out the fucking way
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'll leave raw fish for the lesbians...lol...heart you Jules
In the past month have you been on Stage: no but the stage was on me the other night
In the past month have you been Dumped: I jump first...but no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, only once in my life
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I would have more money if I would
Ever been Drunk: more like ever been blacked-out...yes
Ever been called a Tease: I don't know...have I...I love to tease
Ever been Beaten up: never
Ever Shoplifted: never
How do you want to Die: I the arms of a lover
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: still trying to figure that one out
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: boi...doesn't matter as long as they are kind eyes
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: enough to play with
Height: taller than me but not too tall
Weight: I hate skinny bitches
Best Clothing Style: smart casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: are we still talking about the boi??....none
Number of CDs I own: hello...IPod
Number of Piercings: none for me...you can have some
Number of Tattoos: I have one...you can have a couple but not too many
Number of things in my Past I Regret: fuck regret

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Music:

I like every kind of music.

Movies:

Some of my most favorite movies are: The Goonies, Slingblade, Crash, The Longest Yard, Super Troopers, Somethings Gotta Give, Shall We Dance, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Little Shop of Horrors, Phantom of the Opera, and Rent.

Television:

I have a lot of favorite T.V. shows. Here are just some: Law and Order, CSI, The Sopranos, House, Grey's Anatomy, Conviction, ER, and the most important...Nip/Tuck.

Books:

I am a fan of Dan Brown due to "The Da Vinci Code" and look forward to reading more of his books. Also a fan of John Grisham. I will try to read anything though.

Heroes:

Pretty much, you're a hero if you stand up for yourself and for what you believe in.