stamp licking, monkey knife fights, watching re-runs of reality TV shows, eating, and I'm always up for a good sit
People who will give me money, celebrities, aliens
anything on American Idol
Freddy vs. Jason (can't wait for the sequel), Gigli, Pretty Woman (it's fun to be a prostitute!), anything by Terry Gilliam
Vonnegut, Huxley, Barth, Heller, Hess, Pynchon, Romance novels