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Box Cutter Birthday Suit

you are one sick player homey!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ORANGUTANS, Robits. Angels. turtles. tigers. killer crocs. gators. snakes... people with any of the above qualities or body parts that resemble any of the above animals (like half-man, half-turtle, or half-robit would be pretty sick, maybe even the sickest). And i guess that also includes people with peg-legs, glass eyes, fake teeth (i already have at least three friends with fake teeth, join the club), eye patches... hmmm. and if you wrestle crocs, gators, or any other really dangerous shit... thats cool too. plus war wounds of any kind. shrapnel from charlie, laser burns from a robit war, tiger teeth marks in your head, or snake bite survivors.. im down. oh yeah. any of these people can apply for my online gang.

Music:

lifetime, D-styles, Ricci Rucker, Mike Boo, Upstate, hot water music, modest mouse, at the drive-in, MF Doom, MF Grimm, B.I.G., KRS- One, Jeru, Outkast, Face to Face, grade, cake, blood red, inside, strife, Alkaline Trio (old), Avail, BIllie Holiday, Postal service, Wu-tang, Cave in, Harvest, ODB, De La Soul, The Weakerthans, Eyedea & Abilities, Sage Francis, Non-prophets, miles davis, howlin' wolf, Kid koala, TCQ, Rob Swift, radiohead, Refused, the Roots, Blood Red, seriously this list would be way too long. this is ridiculous.

Movies:

anything Coen Brothers, Amelie, Full Metal jacket, Apocalypse Now, Office Space, Indiana Jones, Rocky, God Father, Scarface, Kings of Comedy, Delirious, Being John Malkovich, High Fidelity, no joke this is too long, longer then the last one. i like movies alot. thats all i can really say.

Books:

kerouac, vonnegut, lots of stuff.

My Blog

long live Pete Pazoolis

Pete Pazoolis rode a great white whale to the underwater rocks.  Till he learned to swim there himself.learned to breathe deep and hold it.   to expand the lungs from a bonified Navy fr...
Posted by Box Cutter Birthday Suit on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 02:31:00 PST

the brutal wind storm of 2006 and wappler doppler

Today my friends the wind just wants a little credit.he's huffing and puffing and blowing rain clouds from here to there.only breaking to let the glorious sun beam down. nobody gives him his propers. ...
Posted by Box Cutter Birthday Suit on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST

shadows

all the time he watches          and waits.                    when the little c...
Posted by Box Cutter Birthday Suit on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 02:01:00 PST

tremors

Tommi likes to sweep around the city, floating between the cars like a ghost. Whirling through the peoples like a breeze. Absorbing their every action like a mirror. Rippling their lives like a ...
Posted by Box Cutter Birthday Suit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a kiss to build a dream on...

fiddle with the key in the lock creak the big wooden door shut, before you slip your shoes off by the couch and creep. creep. creeeeaaaK. across. oldest wooden floor boards. sneak a piece of c...
Posted by Box Cutter Birthday Suit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just lay there and die

 Benny is sure these pigeons on the wharf would be delighted to devour the fleeting remains of his life. He's convinced that the worst feeling in the world is when you know you can't trust your friend...
Posted by Box Cutter Birthday Suit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

scrabble vs. cribbage

I'm no good at scrabble, the little monsters in my closet get me going, giggling and tee-heeing... prodding me to spell words like "unruly" and "rambunctious". what i...
Posted by Box Cutter Birthday Suit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CIRCLES

at night in my forgetful slumber i traced the shiny circles of the moon floating up and up and up and up i tied a rope and tied a rope. around the moonbeams i shimmied all the way...
Posted by Box Cutter Birthday Suit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the birch forests of finland.

in dreams people  would see the frosty, snow covered, birch forests. crisp and clean, laid out purposeful, like hospital corners and tommorrows suit. whispering, winds prickle their necks, cold,...
Posted by Box Cutter Birthday Suit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Alaskan Airlines Flight 1212

baby. i hate to break this news to you but, i've burned bigger bridges and swam those channels just for spite. if i looked back it was only to ensure that the dust, from my freshly burned rubber tra...
Posted by Box Cutter Birthday Suit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST