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Russ (chorfskie)

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Hi my names Russ ( ChorfskieMc4 on the xbox 360 )hence the chorfskie name which Alex my mate made up along time ago because he said i looked Polish (dont know how true it is) and all polish names end in "skie" apparently. Im 24 n i live in Ossett nr wakefield West Yorkshire. Im a Qualified cabinet maker but fitting kitchens, bathrooms n bedrooms at the moment, come to think of it there isnt much we dont do lol, so if u need a kitchen fitting give us a shout. I enjoy playing my guitar, playing on my 360, talking on msn, playing golf snooker and pool and have also been playing poker for the last couple of years to which i have lost a lot of money cause im rubbish lol. I taught my mates how to play n now they rob me blind ggggggrrrrr. I like to go out on the odd occasion but not too often cause i always seem skint grrrrr. Just quit my job so my wage rise doesnt apply anymore :o( bring on the dole been scum!!!!!!!!! wuhooooooo

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My Interests

films, train spotting, ufo spotting, ghost hunting, music, playing guitar, putting cats in microwaves n seeing how long they can go before blowing up, poker, xbox 360, fishing for sharks, coin collecting, whiskey testing, filming porn, playing twister, looking at women getting changed with binoculars, star gazing, collecting pictures of star constelations, snorting orange flavoured sherbert, drinking bleach, funeral crashing, flower picking, mountain climbing, trying new medication for money, stone skimming, getting high on deoderant, dodging cars on motorways, burning stuff with a magnifying glass, buying doing up n reselling morris miners, jordan, going up n down those steps at whitby to make sure there is 99, blowing wheely bins up with pipe bombs, the inner workings of britney spears, proving 9/11 was wanted by the american presidency, most things really. Most of those r jokes lol, but which ones :P

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Music:

rock music,Oasis r my favs, The View, The Enemy, the rifles, Wasnt gunna name all the bands i like but im bored so im gunna. Carnaby St, Kasabian, Mumm-ra, the twang, manic street preachers, The Fray, Foo fighters, the automatic, the kooks, hard fi, the feeling, nine black alps, tool, Keane, avril lavigne, lit, stereophonics, athlete, coldplay, the strokes, the killers, jet, self, feeder, ash, send no flowers, snow patrol, the vines, dandy warholes, kaiser chiefs, green day, the offspring, blink 182, black rebel motorcycle club, the white stripes, silverchair, ana johnsson, garbage, nirvana, charlatons, kerbdog, wilt, macc lads yay lol, razorlight, serafin, muse. etc.etc getting bored of typing now lol so ill stop. :)

Movies:

again quite a lot, different styles but pulp fictions my fav. Jay n silent bob strike back, hotshots, back to the future 1/2/3, owt by kevin smith, evolution, alien,s,3,4, stuck on you would recommend to anyone(genius), dumb n dumber, kingpin, all 3 naked guns, frequency, 5th element, from dusk till dawn, blue streak, wedding crashers, meet the parent/fockers...... you get the picture, i like films :P

Television:

24, lost, heroes, red dwarf, my name is earl, bones, alias, bo selecta( can a get a rewind heeee heeeee), x files, teachers, simpsons, father ted, little Britain yeahaknow ( couldn't resist sorry ), prison break, hex, phoenix nights, game on, ali g..... again etc.

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Tell Everyone About Yourself
Time started:: 16:43
Basic About you:
Name:: Russell
Gender:: Male
Height:: 5'5 n a ikkle bit
Eye color:: Blue
Hair Color:: Blonde
Age:: 24
Birthday:: 8th Feb
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: Righty
Piercings:: none
Tatoos:: none
Zodiac Sign:: Aquarius
Ring Size:: Not a scooby doo
Grade:: Ditto
More about you:
Are you named after anyone?: yes lol Russ Abbott n Alex Higgins scary i know :P
Do you live in the moment?: Home
Do you consider yourself tolerent to others?: Sometimes
Do you have any secrets?: Probably but cant think of any off hand
Do you hate yourself?: Nope not really
Do you like your handwriting?: Nope, not since i left school
Do you have any bad habits?: i dunno, probably
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Yes
Any regrets?: Yes
Do you think life has been good so far?: in patches
Are you confident?: Bit more these days
How long does it take you to shower?: about 10 mins
What color is your room?: white n blue
Where do you want to attend college?: already have done in Leeds
Do you...?
Smoke?: Nope
Do drugs?: Nope
Drink?: Too much hehe
Go to church?: Nope
Sleep with stuffed animals?: Nope
Take walks in the rain?: Cars r the way forward my friends ;o)
Talk to people even if you hate them?: ill sometimes say hello, but im not 2 faced if i dont like some1 they usually know
Drive?: Yes
Believe in premarital sex?: Yes
Want to get married?: Yes
Want to go to college?: hmmm anwered already
Want to have children?: someday
Sing in the shower?: nope
Get along with you parents?: very well these days yes
Get along with your sibling/s?: again very well, dint used to tho lo
Color/highlight your hair?: nope
Like coffee?: love it
Wear makeup everytime you go out?: hehe yes............joking
Love roller coasters?: never been on 1
Like to cook?: if i could be bothered
Have you ever...?
Hurt yourself? : not delibratly
Been out of the country?: nope :o(
Been in love?: think i am at the moment :o)
Done drugs?: Nope
Gone skinny dipping?: maybe
Had surgery?: yes
Played strip poker?: played poker but not strip
Been on stage?: yes
Pulled an all nighter?: yes
Gone one day without food?: nope
Slept all day?: most of it
Kissed a stranger?: sort of
Had a dream that came true?: i wish lol ;o)
Broken the law?: dont think so
Stolen anything?: a pod keyring from a cheap shoe shop lol, but thats it
Been on radio/tv?: nope
Been in a mosh-pit?: not a full on 1, but been at the front of a gig
Bungee jumped?: nope
Had a dream that kept coming back?: maybe, dont remember many dreams :o(
Gone out of state?: im english not american
Live in other states?: Ditto
Eaten an entire box of oreos?: wert r they????
Had a movie marathon?: oh yes yes yes
Spun until you were immensely dizzy?: yup lots of time
Been on a plane?: nope
Ran into a wall?: probably
Been rejected by a crush?: erm i suppose
Cried in public?: probably when i was younger
Cried over a movie?: inside hehe cant do it physically tho im a man lmao
Pranked called someone?: yes
Gotten a cavity?: had some fillings if that counts???
Shopped at Abercrombie and Fitch?: nope
Broken a bone?: yes :o( damn doctors gggggrrrrrr
Fallen from a tree?: nope
Passed out?: nope
Been to a theme park?: yes
Eaten sushi?: nope
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:: diet coke
McDonalds or BUrger King:: Maccy D's
Chocolate or Vanilla:: Chocolate
Black or White:: white
Burgers or Hot dogs:: both please :o)
Boxers or breifs:: y fronts :p............ boxers really
Book or magazine:: mag
TV or radio:: tv
is the glass half empty or half full:: if its at half u need a top up ;o)
sun or moon:: sun
hot or cold:: hot
romantic comedy or thriller:: not really fussed, as long as the films good
waffles or pancakes:: niether
Florida or california:: neither
Black and white or color photos:: colour with a "U" in it damn americans
The city, the beach, OR the country:: depends who ur with
Tennis shoes or sandals:: trainers
Sweet or sour:: sweet
Private or publie school:: public
Cappuccino or coffee:: coffee
English or history:: not very good at either lol
Science or math:: Ditto
Do you believe ...?
in miracles?: i do now sum1 fancies me lol
in magic?: i know a magician so yes
in God?: noel Gallagher
in Satan?: Tim Henman
in ghosts?: i will if i see 1
in luck?: yes cause i get lots of the bad stuff
in love at first sight?: yes
in Santa?: he eats all my mince pies, ill catch him 1 day
in the Easter Bunny?: i always get an egg, so u do the math
in witches?: my grandmas 1 yes
that it's possible to remain faithful forever?: i suppose, but we'll have to see :P
in wishing on shooting stars?: yep, only ever seen 1 tho n it dint come true ggggrrrr
that cussing is a necessity in life?: hhmmmm seems to be for some ppl
yourself?: sometimes
Love and all that -
Do you consider love a mistake?: nope
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you how would you: how would i wot?????
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?: yes
What is worst about the opposite sex?: there all teasers
Who and when was your first crush?: long time ago, 1st i can remember was geri outa the spice girls lol. but there may have been a few b4
First thing you notice about the opposite sex?: the first question any man thinks when u see a women is " would I ? " n any1 who says enything else is a liar
Right this moment...
What are you wearing?: t shirt n trakkys, sounds chavtastic but there comfortable
What are you worried about?: will anyone ever give me a chance :o(
What book are you reading?: none
What time is it?: 17:12
Are you bored?: why else would i be filling in a survey this long
Are you tired?: yes all the time lol
Are you talking to anyone .. or on the phone?: unusually for me... no
Are you lonely or content?: lonely, but hopefully not for long now
Are you listening to music, if so then what?: kasabian by kasabian, class album
The Last...
Dream you had:: louise was in it lol, cant remember wot it was about tho, i never remember them :o(
Nightmare:: only ever had 2 n i was a kid, too long to tell u about
Time you cried:: cant remember, prolly when my grandad died in 1994
Movie you watched:: Click, was pretty good actually
Movie you rented:: i prefer to buy, rentings for cheap skates
Book you read:: jordans autobiography, was having trouble sleeping lmao it did the trick tho
Word you said:: noob
Time you laughed:: when i was downstairs before i started filling this in
Person to call you:: my mate nicky petrovic
CD you played:: kasabian
Song you listened to:: L.S.F. lost souls forever by kasabian
annoyance:: an american on xbox live last night was doing my sweed in
IM sent or recieved:: Louise
Time you yelled:: last night at that american lol
Person you yelled at:: probably my mum a long long time ago lol
time you were a skirt:: just at the weekends ;o) lmao
time you fought with your parents:: cant remember
Time you wished on a shooting star:: many years ago...... did a fish write this quiz, why dont u ask the same questions a few more times
Thing you ate:: a mince pie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Time you showered:: yesterday
Nail polish color worn:: never
Your favorite:
Type of gum:: green extra
Restaurant:: any with nice food
Season:: summer
Type of weather:: warm
Emotion:: happy
Color:: COLOUR!!!!!! Blue
Perfume:: dunno
Candy:: malteasers
Pizza topping:: meat feast
Fruit:: bannana
Veggie:: eewwwww
Type of cake:: treacle sponge with custard
Magazine:: dont really buy any anymore, the odd zoo or nuts
TV Show:: 24
Day of the week:: saturday
Month:: any warm 1s
Holiday:: any where theres no work
Number:: dunno
Sport to watch:: football
Flower:: the 1 i bought louise other day cuz she kept it lol yay
Finally...
Time Finished:: 17:25
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Barry Scott, craig david, bill n ted (excellent adventure etc), frank drebin, shabaz n charlie from big brother, 2 fat ladies, fatima whitbred, mulder n scully, jack bauer, frank gallagher from shameless, doofy from scary movie, linford christie, noel edmonds, david brent, bill n ben the flowerpot men, brian potter, jay n silent bob, stifler n his mom :P , jim royale, earl hickey, george bush, george bush senior, father ted, bill from kill bill, Z from pulp fiction, aled jones, billie piper, b*wiched, marilyn manson, kryten from red dwarf, borat, jason orange, buggs bunny, austin powers, russell crowe, jigSAW, private pile from full metal jacket, the stig, bouldrick from blackadder, milhouse van houghton, the Rock, sigourny weaver, marty Mcfly, ONE true voice, paris hilton, nichole richie, martin from game on, tom cruise, vicky butler henderson, tubbs n edward, mel gibson, jodie foster, hank marvin, just to name a few!!!!!!

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