Jodie Kelly...Shallow Selfish & unreliable

About Me

Full time Hetro T Girl (ask for the definition and I will tell) 6' tall meduim build and getting more medium every fifteen minutes or so it would seem. Despise predictability and the idea of spending any time at all drinking in a 'local' pub....Be what you want as long as you don't scare small children or dogs. Absolutely hate a number of things.. Parachutes that don't open...moustaches on anyone particularly me...Beckhams of any sort.....cigarettes....television soaps...Men cos they eat worms.....ADORE....favourable light...London pride beer....kings Head Theatre pub in Islington...Darryl Hannah...The smoking ban on 1st July...yippee doo....tights without holes.....My friend Terry ( No.1 on my list) and so many other things including good manners

My Interests

cinema......holidays.....blues music

I'd like to meet:

Not ever ever ever interested in men....They eat worms.......Like to meet...Earthlings with an unrestricted sense of humour and respect for other peoples choices. IF YOU SEND ME A MAIL...INCLUDE MY NAME...INCLUDE MY NAME...INCLUDE MY NAME..OR I WILL NOT REPLY ....Just so fed up of messsages from people in far away places that 'have read my profile' and want to be friends....pleeeeeze spam someone else....Just once more then...MY NAME IS NOT IN YOUR MESSAGE....NO NO NO NO NO REPLY.

Music:

classic blues......robert johnson.....john l hooker ......Early rolling stones....Dr Feeelgood...Eddie and the hot rods....Tom Waits who wrote the greatest song I have ever heard...'ON THE NICKEL'...and for her gospel based lyrics.(I am not religous..just love her).... Iris Dement.

Movies:

Big Lebowski....The station agent...fifth element...Il postino...The duellists...Barry lyndon...goodbye Mr chips...The searchers....Cinema paradiso...Usual suspects....Brighton Rock...and most important of all WITHNAIL AND I.

Television:

Television is past its sell by date....It is realitied to death.... Get your own life dont watch low lifes and morons in their grubby little worlds.....move on....God will love you...He gave me a 42" Hi Def Plasma to watch dvd's...but for some strange reason I have to pay for it.

Books:

Holiday brochures.

Heroes:

april ashley ....christine jorgenson.......karen dior (R.I.P Honey). Peter Cook...Michael Palin...Anyone that hates Posh Spice....Michael Collins...Phil Lynott....and my grandads donkey...you shoulda seen the size of the cart he pulled.