Rules of Drunk Dialing |
DRUNK DIALING RULES
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen....
Posted by Saballoson Airplane on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:23:00 PST |
How To Get The Ladies |
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or--if she ...
Posted by Saballoson Airplane on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:10:00 PST |
Fuckin Chuck Norris!! |
NOW YOU KNOW WHY HE'S MY HERO
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, i...
Posted by Saballoson Airplane on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:03:00 PST |
man rules |
The Rules: 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b) The moment Ang...
Posted by Saballoson Airplane on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST |
