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Warren

Slayer of Snurgs

About Me

I'm a low budget movie director/producer/writer/etc. My latest movie "Pony Trouble" can be seen at ponytrouble.com and will be out nationwide in stores march 2007.It's a feature-length comedy about cannibalism, necromancy and plastic ponies.The next one is finished being written, Snurg Hunter. Currently I am dumping as much light as possible inside its paint by trying to find friendly philanthropists interested in getting involved in making a weird chainsaw movie.We will be casting in March and April, and shooting July and August 2007.I believe in the impossible before breakfast and the importance of being nice. And being happy, which everyone seems to forget.I also have my hair cut like the retarded kid from Gummo.

My Interests

Obsessively making B movies, going to 4 parties in an evening, magic, faeries, insanity, trailer park satanism, sketch, joining cults, talking sideways, my imaginary dead wife. believing in things i can't say. faith. belief based on nothing. courage.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody with a passion for low budget guerrilla filmaking who will work to make amazing dreams of space come true and dream those dreams with me.Actors of provable integrity and imagination. Those who understand obsession. People who believe in themselves. Freaks who will come to my decadence parties at Plastopia. Yuppies who understand business but admire art.But if you don't know me yet, send me a message before you friend me please! Bots and band-spam, begone!

Music:

Rasputina, David Bowie, Hasil Adkins, Beach Boys, Black Sabbath, Billie Holiday, Monkees, Dandy Warhols, Johnny Cash, Beethoven's 7th faerie symphony

Movies:

Photographing Faeries, Niagara Niagara, Breaking The Waves, Dawn of the Dead (stupider version), My Dinner With Andre, The Dark Half, Igby Goes Down, U-Turn.

Television:

Boohbah, The Dignity Show, Lack of Dignity Show, having my face and personality destroyed by some caricature of my culture and a pretend friend.

Books:

Reading is for milksops. And comics books.

Heroes:

Peter Jackson, Andy Warhol, Howard Hughes, Gaivs Jvlivs Caesar Octavian, Oliver Stone, John Waters, "Bob", Wesley Willis, Dave Thomas, Mulli Ahmad Muhammad Al Razooli, the drunken Teddy Roosevelt, the Machine Gun Jesus, Egg Xien from Big Trouble in Little China.

My Blog

real

the real world is seductive like candyit has sunsets that make me cryit has girls im afraid to look atwhen all you do is un real stuff all day and then you go shoot a commercial with comcast people af...
Posted by Warren on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:53:00 PST

syst m

got a location nailed down today for outer space scenes and stuff. they shot a motorola commercial there.went to a club with 2 girls at the same time and i think now they both dont like me now. of cou...
Posted by Warren on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST

heavens do'

sometimes you cant get anybody on the phonesometimes people want to take it all awaysometimes what is there even for them to take awayand sometimes it's everythingmore than a million dollarsa whole ci...
Posted by Warren on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:25:00 PST

as good as

all i do these weeks:-make extremely stressful phone calls-raise money-stack green bills in piles-lean against the wall-have girls over or play warcraft or both-pass out at 4am-repeatI think you are s...
Posted by Warren on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 02:02:00 PST

rage etc

woke up just now from a dream where i was running around the world of warcraft picking up furniture and smashing them. Or like picking them up and being *about* to smash them but not wanting to wreck ...
Posted by Warren on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:30:00 PST

ankle blood

blood on my ankles from trekking to 8 meetings today with no socks on and boots. didnt have time to even shave until middle of the 3rd meeting.Closed some dang money myself today and the financier was...
Posted by Warren on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:28:00 PST

grendiferous

We got tentatively offered 3 million yesterday. Wouldn't that be nice.
Posted by Warren on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:26:00 PST

to life

warcrack 10 day free trial now over. back to reality.ronnie james dio is totally awesome.
Posted by Warren on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:47:00 PST

bulldada

what a great word. there is some chart somewhere on the internet but i cant find it.its sort of like this:bulldadadangerousweirdavant gardechictrendypopVH1retroclassicbulldadaantiquehistoricarch aeolog...
Posted by Warren on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:07:00 PST

everstock

so i got world of warcrack, which is not a hobby i can afford to take up.it's the perfect way to relax when you're stressed out, but you blink your eyes and it's 11 hours later. your awareness of gene...
Posted by Warren on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:42:00 PST