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In no way is this a metaphorical analysis of the soul-crushingly pathetic events that have transpire

About Me

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Name: Alisha Renee Jones
Facts: trait snapshot: expressive, open, self revealing, loves large parties, loud, social, outgoing, does not like social isolation, assertive, social chameleon, positive, always busy, likes to fit in, likes to stand out, enjoys leadership, brutally honest, trusting, optimistic, desires attention, dominant, aggressive, attachment prone, wants to be understood, realistic
Likes: Everything worth it.
Dislikes: Everything that's not.
Music: Literally E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G :)
Location: Seattle, Washington!!!
A Ambitious
L Luscious
I Ideal
S Spiritual
H Hilarious
A Awkward
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B.F.F Means
I pulled the trigger

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Myself in 10 years...hmm 26. It seems forever away, but I know I'm gonna blink and suddenly be there.

Music:


I LOVE: Rap, R&B, J-pop, Pop, Crunk, Arabesque Techno, Dance, House, Old skool, Tango, World music, some rock, Soundtracks, Underground, Raegee, Dancehall, Reggaeton, Latin music..... the list doesn't eally end. I went fwpa.

Movies:

All Movies ever made! except horror, I scream like a baby.

Television:

Reality, drama, comedy... oo ooo the spanish channel! ¡Viva para el amor!

Books:

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
I love every book I've ever read...which is like thousands. I'm a big fan of arm chair travel.

Heroes:


JON YONGFOOK OF YONGFOOK.COM I WILL WILLING HAVE YOUR OFFSPRING!

THE U.S TROOPS AT HOME AND ABROAD. YA'LL KICK ASS.
The Cast of Oldeenglish.org
Napolean Dynamite.
Jesus awsome too.
Also the grannies of this world. To find out why go here
http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf

My Blog

COFFEE DRINKERS PRAYER

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for it...
Posted by V.e.l.c.r.o.K.i.d(0_®) on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST

Laws of the Universe....

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you will have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least ac...
Posted by V.e.l.c.r.o.K.i.d(0_®) on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:14:00 PST

Words Women Use...

WORDS WOMEN USE FINE this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only ...
Posted by V.e.l.c.r.o.K.i.d(0_®) on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:13:00 PST

You Know You're From Seattle When.....

You know you're hella Seattle when.... 58% for me [ ] You've eaten at the Space Needle restaurant. [x ] You own rain boots. [ ] You own a North Face. [x ] You have been the object of fixation of the c...
Posted by V.e.l.c.r.o.K.i.d(0_®) on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

Two Stupid Survey Things...

1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be?Someone with food, otherwise they'd get a beat down. 2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job n...
Posted by V.e.l.c.r.o.K.i.d(0_®) on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:41:00 PST

Death Euphamisms

I'm in a morbid mood on the account of its almost Halloween. 1 1 Person Chamber 15 minutes of flame 20,000 bodies into the past 6 Foot Death Trap 7 steps to heaven a little folding of the han...
Posted by V.e.l.c.r.o.K.i.d(0_®) on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:09:00 PST

New Cell Phone

UPDATE: i got another one! New number, message me if you want it!!!I know u do! ;)I LOST MY CELL PHONE!!!! okay so i lost my cell phone! I was at the ocean with my family and i thought it was in t...
Posted by V.e.l.c.r.o.K.i.d(0_®) on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:22:00 PST

To remind me the world is beautiful

You'll find it hiding in the shadowsYou'll find it hiding in your heartIt will walk you home safe every nightIt will help you rememberI still feel you and the scent of youWhat could I ever run toJust ...
Posted by V.e.l.c.r.o.K.i.d(0_®) on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:13:00 PST

Daddy's Dating Rules

our dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy): Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as hell not picking a...
Posted by V.e.l.c.r.o.K.i.d(0_®) on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:01:00 PST

PC Terms

Politically Correct Terms * Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual. * Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional. * Panhandler: Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector fun...
Posted by V.e.l.c.r.o.K.i.d(0_®) on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:05:00 PST