I'd like to meet:
Stephen King, Bill Simmons, Curt Schilling, Tony Kornheiser, Dick Cheney (in a dark alley)
Music:
Tool/APC, Five Iron Frenzy, Pearl Jam, Duncan Sheik, Guster, Cake, NIN, The Killers, and anything by Jack White.
Movies:
Fight Club, Anchorman, Supertroopers, Memento, Wedding Crashers
Television:
Daily Show, Colbert Report, Fox News (hilarious)
Books:
A Soldier of the Great War, A Separate Peace, any Stephen King (The Dark Tower) or Isaac Asimov, Larry McMurtry, 1984, Elmore Leonard, All Quiet on the Western Front
Heroes:
eh?