I am a Southern Belle about to go into my last year of high school, and I decided that I was sick of being the last person on the planet to have a MySpace account (seriously, everyone I know has, like, two accounts... oi!)
1.) Yes, they're real. It's called VBH.
2.) No, I don't think they're too big.
3.) No, I will not post naked pictures... asking will result in a smiting.
4.) I like talking to guys and girls (but mostly girls, since my days are filled with guys either making fun of me, or promising me the moon.)
5.) YES! They're REAL! ;)
If your first message is "IM me!" or "How big are they?" or "Man, I wanna fuk you!", I will ignore you for a very, very long time.
OK, SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE!!! STOP ASKING HOW BIG THEY ARE!!! I'll give the answer here, that I give to everyone else: They're as big as they look. Were I to give you a number (which I don't have) or a letter (which I don't have), how would that POSSIBLY give you a better idea of how big they are THAN MY PICTURES?!?STOP IT!