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Amber

Do these make me look fat?

About Me

I am a Southern Belle about to go into my last year of high school, and I decided that I was sick of being the last person on the planet to have a MySpace account (seriously, everyone I know has, like, two accounts... oi!)
1.) Yes, they're real. It's called VBH.
2.) No, I don't think they're too big.
3.) No, I will not post naked pictures... asking will result in a smiting.
4.) I like talking to guys and girls (but mostly girls, since my days are filled with guys either making fun of me, or promising me the moon.)
5.) YES! They're REAL! ;)
If your first message is "IM me!" or "How big are they?" or "Man, I wanna fuk you!", I will ignore you for a very, very long time.
OK, SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE!!! STOP ASKING HOW BIG THEY ARE!!! I'll give the answer here, that I give to everyone else: They're as big as they look. Were I to give you a number (which I don't have) or a letter (which I don't have), how would that POSSIBLY give you a better idea of how big they are THAN MY PICTURES?!?STOP IT!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Open, friendly, POLITE, literate people!
I am also discovering a like for the overendowed such as myself, as well as unusually large guys and :* herms.

My Blog

This Concludes Our Hiatus

I know a lot of people were confused (and after checking my messages, ANGRY) about my departure. I hope everyone here can forgive me, but there was a lot going on in my life, and MySpace wasn't really...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

This Concludes Our Hiatus

I know a lot of people were confused (and after checking my messages, ANGRY) about my departure. I hope everyone here can forgive me, but there was a lot going on in my life, and MySpace wasn't really...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

This Concludes Our Hiatus

I know a lot of people were confused (and after checking my messages, ANGRY) about my departure. I hope everyone here can forgive me, but there was a lot going on in my life, and MySpace wasn't really...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

This Concludes Our Hiatus

I know a lot of people were confused (and after checking my messages, ANGRY) about my departure. I hope everyone here can forgive me, but there was a lot going on in my life, and MySpace wasn't really...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

Attention Guys:

If you send me a message, then send me ANOTHER message asking why I havent replied, then ANOTHER message getting mad at me for not replying, then ANOTHER message asking why I wont talk to you, and do ...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST

Extra Messages....

Sorry if I send someone 6 copies of the same message.... MySpace seems to be having ISSUES!!!!! :P    
Posted by Amber on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:47:00 PST