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bmZnmd

It's proof I don't know who I am.

About Me

I pick my nose and play {WoW} video games and go to work and get "dirrty." I listen to more music than most people know exist. I read the service manual for my Firebird. My poison is Crown & 7up (or is it?). And Ewww, you fucking faggot, I HATE guys. I LOVE WOMEN!
Actually, I hate everyone. Seriously. Refer to my blog entitled, "Everybody is an asshole," if you have any questions.
I am a smart ass.
I'm |not| funny, even when you |don't| think I am.

My Interests

Watching Solid Snake kill general emotionless mercenaries. Generally, watching me watch myself watch watches. Recharging batteries(not watch batteries). Being generally interested in general stuff.

I'd like to meet:

A giant stone John Wilkes Booth. And my deodorant would like to meet your armpit.

Music:

Holy bat, shit man! I'll fill this out when I have time. Sheesh. I'm generally too busy watching watches.

Movies:

I'll do that thing I said I'd do with the music here, also, too.

Television:

Generally, the only interesting shows I watch... 24, Southpark, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Mythbusters, How It's Made, Futurama, and on rare occassions, The Simpsons.

Books:

The Satanic Bible. Most "For Dummies" books. Service Manual for a 2001 Pontiac Firebird. PopSci. Hustler. The Holy Bible.

Heroes:

Jack Bauer.He-man & She-ra. kciR. Team America: World Police. Wes. Solid Snake. Any generally interesting heroes.

My Blog

Thor’s-day

The Romans gave names to the days of the week based on the sun, the moon and the names of the five planets known to the Romans: Sun Moon Mars Mercury Jupiter Venus Saturn These names actually ...
Posted by bmZnmd on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:50:00 PST

Invalid subject line?

"Junk food and an increasingly sedentary culture have rendered the denizens of this continent frighteningly ineffective and unmotivated. Most of the population now look like the herds of cattle whose ...
Posted by bmZnmd on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:59:00 PST

Everybody is an ass hole.

That's right. Everybody. Including YOU. I'm normally not one to want to do anything with anybody. Occasionally I will when someone calls me. But when I try to make even the slightest half-assed effor...
Posted by bmZnmd on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:39:00 PST

Ninja, plz.

I don't have time for much. Life, aside from Her, is pretty shitty right about now. Cigs, Monsters, and making hundreds on tests are the only things keeping me alive right now. Seventy + hours a week ...
Posted by bmZnmd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just something else to try to keep up with....

Guess what? You're a nigger and I'm not.
Posted by bmZnmd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST