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About Me

I LIKE: making people laugh, sarcasm, nipples of both the human and animal species, eating peanut butter off a spoon, procrastinating, uncomfortable silence, breast reduction, hairy men, snow, corsets, dark areolas, coincidences, argyle, bonfires, breakfast buffets, pink sugar, hospital beds, televised births, chocolate martinis, blenders, instant mashed potatos, scars, pimple popping, juicy fruit gum, collecting, candle wax, rubber cement, erotica, green lights, liquid silk, tim horton's prices, babies, chunky spicy chili, gore, hot tubs, reptiles, heated debates, crazies on the subway, burping, call display, edward gorey, german accents, multiple choice questions, simplicity, flossing, movie trivia..................I DON'T LIKE: summer, feet, pretentious art students, divas, gold teeth, quarkexpress, people who lack common sense, plants, drama, cell phones, sunday visits with jehovas witnesses, walmart greeters, math, waiting rooms, italian weddings, the smell of pot, lipstick, edible lubes, sharp table corners, banks, peeling grapefruits, forced tips, politians, call waiting, white walls, health freaks, dishwashers, religion, CNN, ben wa balls, laptops, extreme patriotism, debit machines, tampons, baby on board signs, alarm clocks, laporascopic banding, joan rivers, girls who refuse to admit they fart, exercise, water, fat jokes...***NEW RULE*** if you're going to add me...message me first...and if that is the first and last...i will delete you shortly after :)

My Interests

...continued...mcfarlane dolls, coffins, shooting pool, copywriting, twin dragon kickboxing, gingerale, music, freud, art, graphic design, vanilla toothpaste, reading, movies, quotes, comedians, and all that jazz

I'd like to meet:

myself in a dark alley...muahahaha. ha.

Music:

favs would have to be gnr('87-93), kiss, chili peppers, tool, heart, bjork, johnny cash, elton john, rush, primus, fleetwood mac, tears for fears, tom petty, and system of a down

Movies:

pulp fiction, dead man walking, the devil's advocate, american beauty, battle royale, flowers in the attic, the virgin suicides, 12 monkeys, most Burton films...just to name a few

Television:

six feet under, dead like me, family guy, the daily show, and the colbert report

Books:

anything by Chuck Palahniuk and Chuck Klosterman...or any other Chuck for that matter.

Heroes:

ron jeremy, jack nicholson, stewie griffin, lewis black, bill maher, mohammed maboob elahi, spray nine, tanzila, the I-Vibe Rabbit, and whoever came up with the recipe for mayo

My Blog

professionalism at it's finest...

so i was 'interviewed' for a production 'designer' job today in this creepy european man's living room and this is what it consisted of:*15 minutes of him starring at my chest (though i cant blame him...
Posted by stephy-poo on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST

the prejudicial card

Dear Stephanie;Whatever we think of your design talents, your inclusion of aredesigned Bible which shows contempt for Christ is unlikely to fitwell at an agency like wishart which does a lot of faith-...
Posted by stephy-poo on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST

survival tips

follow me, and you too shall be saved.ready?ok.10. dont take fast food into another restaurant and attempt to eat it without being noticed...9. beware of pimples while shaving...8. dont date mus...
Posted by stephy-poo on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

poetic jargon

kisses without feelingfailed orgasmsbreaking heartsthe taste of semenrelentless lustsex without lovebass players"you're just being facetious"humor without laughterlack of ironunforgiving blood stainsr...
Posted by stephy-poo on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:42:00 PST

paranoia revisited pt.2

"next stop: st.george station...st...george...station"anxiety sets in.do i get up? do i stay seated?am i taking up two seats?they are looking and silently judging.i quickly hide the last cookie in my ...
Posted by stephy-poo on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:34:00 PST

drive thru etiquette

so i'm at tim hortons drive thru this morning and i notice the guy in front of me starring in his rear view mirror. he was cute but my memory wouldn't serve me well enough to pick him out of a suspect...
Posted by stephy-poo on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST

con artists

so i'm at work today when 2 young girls and 1 middle aged woman walk in and head straight to the vibrator section. the middle aged woman begins talking to me while distracting my attention from the ot...
Posted by stephy-poo on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

mmm..quotes

Quotes to make you smile&Brought to you by Stephy-poo& I got to write these jokes. So, I sit in the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have ...
Posted by stephy-poo on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:11:00 PST

solicitation

today at work, i had a mother and her 18 yr old son come into the store to solicit christianity (in an erotic boutique no less). i kindly stood by as the son explained his cause and his mother looked ...
Posted by stephy-poo on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:07:00 PST

ozzfest '06

so last night i went to ozzfest and got there in time to see disturbed and system of a down. i cant say i'm a huge fan of disturbed but they put on a pretty good show but i quickly became annoyed with...
Posted by stephy-poo on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:47:00 PST