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TEF

EAT SHIT PILGRIM!!!

About Me

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DRINKS AND SUBSTANCES OF OUR YOUTH . . .WHEN WE WERE BORED OR SKINT!!
PERNOD AND METHS: 1 bottle of meths and 1 bottle of methylated spirits . . . mix to taste RATING: BASTARD
BRASSO: drip i tin of brasso through a vertical loaf of sliced bread to filter out all the the gritty bits. resulting clear liquid can be mixed with cider. RATING: HEADFUCK
CHINESE COOKING VINEGAR: used as a top up when poor RATING: PISS
HAIRSPRAY: can be sniffed through tea towel or empty can into a glass of milk and knock back in one. RATING: HALLO DADDY
SPECIAL BREW AND NIGHT NURSE COUGH MIXTURE: mix together and enjoy! RATING: FUCK ME
EVOSTIK GLUE AND TARMAC: empty tin of evostik onto fresh tarmac and ignite,lay round pool of burning gunge and inhale. RATING: MOTHERFUCKING HELL
IF ANYBODY OUT THERE GOT MORE TALES TO TELL,LET ME KNOW!!

My Interests

pushing people out of the way,swearing, beating humanity with a stick ...

I'd like to meet:

SICK FUCKS AND WEIRDOS ... ANTI SHOPPERS ... THE LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE ... GHENGIS KHAN... .... A MAN CALLED HORSE... THE MOTHER OF ALL EVIL ...TOMORROWS PEOPLE...

Music:

PLAYLIST AT THE MOMENT:
ANGELSPIT .... THE REAL MCKENZIES .... DISKUS INC .... VNV NATION .... ICONS OF COIL .... ANGELSPIT ... FLUX OF PINK INDIANS .... CRISIS .... KMFDM .... .... THE ADVERTS ....ANGELSPIT....SCARLET REMAINS....ARMAGEDDON DILDOS . . . ayria . . . ego likeness . . . excessive force . . . the clash