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Pipe Dreams

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About Me


This is my latest project:
Click the picture if you want to know *who I really am*.
Also, help out a brand new magazine by purchasing a copy (for just four measly dollars) at:
Don't be fooled by my love for horror, metal music, and tattoos... or by my controversial opinions. I can be a very sweet person. Treat me right, and I'll do the same. :)
Anyway...
My name is Lindsey. I've had a passion for writing since I was a tiny tot. Ask my mom.
I had kids young (2 daughters), and for over two years I dedicated my time to raising my nephew, thinking he would some day be mine. Time passes; things change. I missed out on a lot of freedom and independence in my late teens and early twenties, spending so much time with the kids. But see, this gives me a valid excuse to be crazy. Mwahahaha!!
I worry about global warming. I don't look good as a blonde. I love gore films, but hate the gore of war. (Duh.) And the only way my kids could ever possibly disappoint me is by trying to be something that they're not.
I know. I'm just too cool for school.
“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..."
Green-eyed lady, lovely lady...
Stacey Renee Wanger
My big sister
(1979 - 2002)

My Interests

Everything interests me. I'm curious and junk. :P

This is Matt back in the DIZAY! Yeah, we were both thin once. Kids take care of that. And double cheeseburgers. :X

Oh, this is SO degrading.... Humans are just plain silly.

I'd like to meet:

Other writers... other lame-brains who are aspiring to be writers (like myself)... people who realize that life only happens once... and of course, the tattooed folk.

Marquis de Sade: "I write of the great, eternal truths that bind together all mankind. The whole world over-- we eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill and we die."
Coulmier: "But we also fall in love, we build cities, we compose symphonies, and we endure." (From the movie Quills)


Which Rockstar Doll Are You? (Girls and Gay Guys)
You're Renee. You're all punk-rock but you're style has a bit of a gothic twist to it. You're pretty much one of the wildest rockstars out there, and damn near the best.
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Music:

First, the local scene. Everybody knows the names after that, so I will start with:
Inmidian,
Prig,
Ununbiun,
Divulsion,
The Porcelain Corpse,
Letters for the Blind,
Chaospiece,
Head On Collision,
Stych9Hollow,
Midwest Avengers,
Um, other folks I'm forgetting :)
System Of A Down,
Johnny Cash,
The Doors,
Pearl Jam,
nin,
Flyleaf,
Veruca Salt,
Dry Kill Logic,
Straight Line Stitch,
Jimi Hendrix,
Elton John,
Fiona Apple,
Slipknot,
10 years,
Jack Off Jill,
Evanescence,
A Perfect Circle,
Tool,
Metallica,
Velvet Underground,
Lynyrd Skynyrd,
Mudvayne,
Etta James,
Otis Redding,
Ray Charles,
Grateful Dead,
David Bowie,
The Eagles,
older rap like Tupac / 8ball and MJG,
Eminem,
Pantera,
Country Joe and the Fish,
The Cure,
Chevelle,
Seether,
ETC!!!


Movies:


Walk The Line,
Juon, Infection, anything bloody and Japanese. :)
Tenacious D-- Pick Of Destiny,
The Corpse Bride,
Woodstock-- 3 Days of Peace & Music,
Halloween (Rob Zombie version),
The Green Mile,
From Dusk Til Dawn,
Grandma's Boy,
28 Days Later,
28 Weeks Later,
The Fisher King,
Girl Interrupted,
Natural Born Killers,
Night Of The Living Dead (the remake),
Dawn Of The Dead (new one),
The Amityville Horror remake,
Confessions of an American Girl,
Freeway,
50 First Dates,
King Kong (new one),
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest,
Quills,
Reality Bites,
The Nightmare On Elm Street Series (omitting New Nightmare and in most moods #2),
Party Monster,
Saved!,
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle,
Pretty Woman,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
The Ring,
Pet Sematary,
The Village... etc. Oh, and DIRTY DANCING HAVANNAH NIGHTS. I ADMITTED TO IT, MATT! SEE?

As you can see, I like movies quite a bit more than TV.

Television:

Dexter
Sarah Silverman
Family Guy
Masters Of Horror
Lucky Louie
and Food Network

Books:

I REALLY enjoy short story magazines (mostly horror) such as Dark Recesses Press, Twisted Tongue, Cemetery Dance, etc.
These are books you should read if you have not:
A Picture Of Dorian Grey-- Oscar Wilde,
Lost Souls, Drawing Blood, Exquisite Corpse, Liquor-- Poppy Z. Brite,
Guilty Pleasures (start here), The Laughing Corpse, Circus Of The Damned, etc-- Laurell K. Hamilton,
Phantoms-- Dean Koontz,
ON THE ROAD-- JACK KEROUAC,
Revenant-- Gaines Galloway,
On Writing-- Stephen King,
Smack-- Melvin Burgess,
Long Hard Road Out Of Hell,
The Vampire Lestat, The Queen of the Damned, and so forth-- Anne Rice,
Calpurnia's Window-- Cindy Rosmus,
Left To The Night Alone-- Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc

Heroes:

People who don't judge harshly, who like to go nuts, and who just don't give a fuck.

what Interview with the Vampire character are you?
You are Claudia!! You LOVE being a vampire. You are a fierce killer of the night and you are also very dramatic.
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My Blog

Look for me in Twisted Tongue Magazine!!

Some of you have already read "Looking For Ghosts." I cannot express how much it means to me when my friends take the time to read my work. It may seem as though I have a lot of things going on lately...
Posted by Pipe Dreams on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:00:00 PST

absolutely nothing

Today I feel strange. It happens.I’m in the kind of mood that makes me want to pop in the VHS of "Girl, Interrupted" I bought when I was fifteen. I’m in a *start drinking at 3:00 and cry b...
Posted by Pipe Dreams on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:54:00 PST

Yeah, my arms are becoming pretty colorful.

I feel like I spend more time than the average human trying to fix things I've fucked up. Seriously, I think I hold a record. I've made a lot of impulsive, possibly regrettable decisions in my life. L...
Posted by Pipe Dreams on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:26:00 PST

Mark Your Calendars (As If Anyone Will...)

Take out your calendars and mark them. Pleeeease? :)Scheduled to release in April, "Eat, Baby, Eat" will be printed in:This June, one of my personal favorites, "Hot Blooded" will appear in Yellow Mama...
Posted by Pipe Dreams on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:52:00 PST

New goals, cool graphics, that sort of thing...

Well, I don't have much time for blogging. I've been spending way too much time in front of the computer trying to come up with an "author banner", as I like to call it. Animating GIF pictures is not ...
Posted by Pipe Dreams on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:11:00 PST

Georgefest Pictures

For those of you who don't pay attention to anything I say, I will repeat this story. :) Georgefest was on Nov. 17th. It was to raise money for the family of George Whitter III, who went missing in Au...
Posted by Pipe Dreams on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:50:00 PST

HALLOWEEN-- The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year (to *this* girl anyway)

Well, I thought I would sit back and reflect on a most wonderful Halloween season this year. If you know me at all well, it should come as no shock that I tend to OVER-DO things at Halloween time. >:)...
Posted by Pipe Dreams on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:55:00 PST

Ramblings from a mad woman. Yeah.

Well, Simone started kindergarten last Monday. We were both fine about it. She was so happy to climb aboard the bus that she forgot to turn around for pictures. I had to have the bus driver get her at...
Posted by Pipe Dreams on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:53:00 PST

the Tool concert, and why Scott Trade Center can kiss my ass

Tool. Rock. Free thinking. Yes.NO.I was so excited (and am still elated) that I had 14th row seats at the Tool concert last night. Here's my hang up. The Scott Trade center was the *worst* floor seats...
Posted by Pipe Dreams on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:18:00 PST

Hot Blooded, a twisted tale with a moral

I have deleted this story from online viewing, as I am submitting it for print publication. I snipped a few things, edited for grammar, and I have a lot of faith "Hot Blooded" will sell. Thanks so muc...
Posted by Pipe Dreams on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:54:00 PST