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Em Em

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About Me

Hi, my name is Em, I have a wife and three kids and I work in a button factory, one day, my boss came to me and said...oh, sorry. I forgot what I was doing for a minute. Well, I've changed this about me a lot. I tried randomly putting useless facts about me, but that got boring, so now I will just direct you to the general interests portion if you really actually care to read these things on the profiles. =)Anything else you wanna know about me, ask me, and if it's not too strange, I'll tell ya. Oh, and I don't accept friend requests from skanks that say they have a "crush" on me and want me to look at their pictures or people that want to give me free wiis or ipods or a $500 Macy's card. Noooo thanks. =)

My Interests

The most important thing about my entire life is that I am the mother to the three most wonderful beautiful girls the world has ever seen. Not that I'm biased or anything, but seriously, they are. =) I'm a pretty quirky kid, admittedly, I looooove to laugh and try to find any opportunities I can to do so. I love art and design and being creative. I'm trying to change and evolve into a better person all the time. I've realized the value of taking control of my life, and am doing so more everyday. I am trying to expand my activity circle and do more things with my life since I only get one.Tiffany-Layouts.com

I'd like to meet:

Funny people. Roy Jones Jr., Floyd Mayweather Jr., Zab Judah, Bernard Hopkins, lots of people really.

Music:

Hip hop, R&B, right now I am LOVING Amy Winehouse, I like a handful of random stuff that people wouldn't really associate with my taste like Norah Jones and Michael Buble, old stuff like the Rat Pack, some old jazz and blues and a lot of old Motown. Love Alicia Keys and Lauryn Hill, Erykah Badu, Mary J. Blige, old songs that remind me of my childhood, Stevie Wonder definitely, Kool and the Gang. Despite my love of a lot of types of music, I am extremely picky. If I don't like it, everyone knows it, that's just how I roll. =)

Movies:

The Last Dragon, the Austin Powers movies, and the Friday movies, What About Bob, Major Payne (yes, I said Major Payne),Kill Bill 1&2, Kung Fu Hustle, The Usual Suspects, Pirates of the Carribean, a handful of kids movies, The DaVinci Code, Super Troopers, Borat...I like funny movies and I'm pretty easily entertained, but I don't like gory movies at all which means most scary movies are out.

Television:

South Park, Law and Order CI, Matlock, American Idol, Project Runway, random crime shows like Cold Case Files and stuff on A&E, and if you haven't seen the Planet Earth or Sunset Earth series, especially in Hi-def you have to check them out. They are beautiful.

Books:

Agatha Christie books (I know, nerd, right?)..

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People who never compromise their convictions for the easy road, and choose right over popular.

My Blog

The Good News is, Im Not on the Ugly Team???

Hello folks.  It's  been a while since I've blogged anything entertaining so I thought I'd share this short little anecdote today.  I've had an extremely aggravating day, week, month, s...
Posted by Em Em on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:14:00 PST

Why its a bad idea to put Tupperware in the Oven...

Howdy folks.  How's it goin?  Good good.  So today's blog is a safety lesson for all of you not in the know about the subject matter.  Seems so simple doesn't it?  You might e...
Posted by Em Em on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:34:00 PST

That little bit of honesty that makes you want silence...

Hey ya'll.  Ssuuuuuuup?  So I don't have a whole lot to say today, thought I would relay a story from the other day that struck me as funnny. I went shopping at Big Lots with the girls, beca...
Posted by Em Em on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:07:00 PST

To the man on the bike and friends...

Here's another open letter folks.  Feel free as usual to vent your own frustrations in your comments.  I realize this ranting is becoming a little on the norm, so hopefully this will be the ...
Posted by Em Em on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:32:00 PST

Oh, you are going to be totally jealous, I know!

So, I have officially arrived.  I have totally accheived "it" status, I am a VIP.  Totally.  Wanna know why?  No, wait, I already know that you're just dying to know.  It's be...
Posted by Em Em on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:04:00 PST

Because I am bored and have been reading the Onion...

Hey everyone.  Today has been a boring day.  Boring work junk, boring everything.  What can I say, it's Monday.  I am not sure how many of you have heard of a publication called Th...
Posted by Em Em on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:58:00 PST

An open letter to Raul (the loser who hacked my profile)

Dear Loser, While I am extremely flattered that you found my profile interesting enough that you just had to hack it, I would like to ask that you refrain from doing so in the future.  I realize ...
Posted by Em Em on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:39:00 PST

A redeveloped addiction...

I have recently fallen victim to a previous addiction of mine, and at this time I don't even want help.  I don't want and don't need an intervention, I am doing harm to no one, well maybe myself,...
Posted by Em Em on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:04:00 PST

Ballad of the Burger King...

****Warning, the following is going to be a LONG blog**** It had been brought to my attention that I had made a reference in a previous blog that might elude a few people, namely me telling folks...
Posted by Em Em on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 04:43:00 PST