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Elizabeth

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About Me

Birds are flyin' south for winter. Here's the Weird-Bird headin' north, Wings a-flappin', beak a-chatterin', Cold head bobbin' back 'n' forth. He says, "It's not that I like ice Or freezin' winds and snowy ground. It's just sometimes it's kind of nice To be the only bird in town"-Shel Siverstein

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My Interests

Music, speeding through school zones, laughing, smoking in hospitals, art, hopscotch, my dog, your dog, internet-based hobbies, counterpunch.org, illegal downloading, laughing again, photography, pillow fights, friends, pancakes, not working, home, more music, reading, sitting on my ass, vodka collins, taking people up on double-dog-dares, anything with A-1 Sauce, letting others live vicariously through me (I still have Tuesday nights free; open for your sinful suggestions), comedy, making inappropriate comments at the most inappropriate times (typically on accident), more to come...

I'd like to meet:

Nietzsche, Foucault, Bill Hicks, me at age 5 to say, "It's ok to be a little bad and to question authority," Alfred Adler, Jack Handey, James Dean, me again at age 17 to say "You might wanna rethink that...", a chuppacabbra, Philip Larkin, and the blind woman who walks her son to school every morning down the street from my work

Music:

Metallica (anything before '92 though), Bad Religion, Cramps (the band), Rancid, Rage Against the Machine, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Tool, The Smiths, Old 97s, Social D. Anything old punk!! Sublime, John Lee Hooker, blues, most anything from the 80s, old soul music gets to me like Otis Redding, Al Greene, Sam Cooke, a lot of acoustic stuff and whatever mellows me out after a long day. Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Anna Nalick, Ray Lamontagne, Amos Lee, David Gray, Cat Power, Cowboy Junkies, Nizlopi. I'm open when it comes to music. If you play, I will listen.

Movies:

I love all kinds of movies; old, new, drama, comedy, adult entertainment.

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Television:

Family Guy, The Office, anything on A&E...Intervention because it makes me feel better about myself, The First 48, Discovery Channel, I like Animal Planet but Harley can't understand how the dogs got into the box...she's cuter when she's confused. CNN, The Weather Channel (not really, but growing up in a farming household it was always on). Holy crap, and the National Geographic Channel rocks. Deadliest Catch makes me wanna catch crabs, wait...what?



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Books:

Steinbeck. Nietzsche. Foucault has rocked my world a time or two; Panopticon. Any book on history, especially WWII. Poetry; Poe, Larkin, Plath, and more. I also enjoy reading theories on personalities and studying various aspects of the psychological field but primarily focus on the disabled population and mental health.

Heroes:

My Uncle Mike who beat the crap out of some guy for tailgating when he stopped at a red light...he lives in Texas. That guy had it coming anyways.
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Whats so special about grandmas anyways?

I hear excuses every day, which is why I don't make up excuses because they are lame, and frankly, telling the truth is just so much better.  People miss appointments at my work for various ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:37:00 PST

Some fine poetry...

For all of you who enjoyed childhood as much as I did.  Thanks James. Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse They fuck you up, your mum and dad.  They may not mean to, but they do.They fill you w...
Posted by Elizabeth on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:38:00 PST

So Proud, so proud!

I am swollen with pride.  James, my good friend, forwarded me an email he sent to Deborah DeBacker, a Republican party activist who took it upon herself to write a preposterous article ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

Dear State Employee:

To all of you state employees who enjoy wasting American tax dollars: Well done, bravo!  Absolutely nobody from any state agency I work with is working today, but they are still getting...
Posted by Elizabeth on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:24:00 PST

Ambush

Let me set the scene... So I walk outside to mow the lawn, which I haven't done since I was about 10 years old.  Everything is gravy and I'm about halfway done mowing when out of nowhere this bir...
Posted by Elizabeth on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:37:00 PST

Give me a break!

I feel like John Stossel in saying this, but give me a break.  I thought this had to be a joke, but it was sadly true.  Are we really having texting competitions?  Do we reall...
Posted by Elizabeth on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

If you bring the beer...

I'll supply the meat.  So yesterday was my birthday, and after the best meal I've had in Fresno my mom took me to pick out a BBQ.  Hells yeah!  Best birthday present ever!  Thanks ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST

Homeless Guy

The most interesting things happens on this street!  Those of you who live in Fresno are at least familiar with Shields Avenue.  In the past few weeks I have seen the most interesting/terrifying incid...
Posted by Elizabeth on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST

Snot Rockets in Flight

Driving to work today down Shields in Fresno, I noticed a man walking from a liquor store.  I made my cynical judgments of how he must be buying booze this early in the morning due to his disheve...
Posted by Elizabeth on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST

Words of Wisdom

I was in the third grade when my mother told me to never volunteer for anything; you'll always get screwed.  Helping people falls in the same category.  Although I work in the non-profi...
Posted by Elizabeth on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST