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About Me

I suppose this is where I'm supposed to tell you about where I'm from, what I do, what I'm like, etc. Fooey! All of you who know me, know what a gigantic mess I am. Those of you who don't, well, you're probably better off thinking of me as the charming, eloquent, dashing, handsome, talented, intelligent, level-headed, kind, compassionate and well-adjusted person that you "think" I am.

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My Blog

Atlanta - Where Dreams go to Die

I'm tired. Starting with getting home at 1:00am Sunday night/Monday morning from the Fixx, Alarm, Beat show only to wake up less than 3 hours later to catch a flight to North Carolina. My body, n...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:25:00 GMT

Social Awkwardness: Part 1

I should not be allowed outside and let loose on the general public. Left to my own devices I am one step above a talking monkey. I'm a walking Saturday Night Live skit. What I have done in a past lif...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:12:00 GMT

Tick tock, tick tock

Warning  This is not one of my comical misadventures.   I barely sleep anymore. My mind races as soon as my head hits the pillow and all I am doing is re-living the day that I have just had and...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 12:58:00 GMT

George Costanza Aint Got Nuthin On Me

Dear readers: As you know by now, I am rarely proud of anything that I do. I know not why I do the things I do, I just do them. It seems that when the Almighty was passing out rationale and reasoning,...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:14:00 GMT

A Touch of Anger

I'm a pretty non-confrontational sort of guy. Nine times out of ten, I'll turn the other cheek and avoid the ugliness of getting in to an argument. Hell, I have scars on my tongue from biting it so mu...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:15:00 GMT

Say Yes to Crack

There is that moment, I believe, in everyone's lives when everyone realizes they're not the cool, hip, young fashionista they once were. I considered myself fashionably hip at one point in my life. &...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:26:00 GMT

Everyone is a Critic

The older I get, the more I seem to fall in line with what the critics say. Gone are the days when I thought that the big Hollywood blow-em-ups were all that I'd see. Now what interests me are movies ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Did You Say Something?

Despite my best attempts at making myself appear unapproachable  shaved head, goatee, big arms, tattoos, surly demeanor, etc.  I seem to attract the John Candy's (from Planes, Trains and Automobiles...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:25:00 GMT

Tales From the Drunk Side

Okay, admit it, we've all been there. We've all had that morning when we have found ourselves waking up to the sound of the "beep, beep, beep" of the garbage truck&only to realize that you are not tuc...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 17:09:00 GMT

Im Not One to Judge

I love people watching. Since my life is fairly tepid and boring, I like to watch other people. One of my favorite pastimes is taking a nice observatory position in a local coffee shop and pass the da...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:33:00 GMT