pimpdaddy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm healthy and i shoot blanks, what more could you want?? I love drinking wine and bacardi and meeting new people. I'm a very social person. I love to go to the yankee games. I'm offering my services as entertainer/dogwalker/lover. I'll be there for your needs when your man is not. I make you feel special, escort you and walk your dog while you work.I can send you text messages all day. I don't do dishes but i like to be taken out and wined and dined. I am a pasty white, slender, hairy 185lbs, blue eyes. I prefer getting massages than giving them and i'm looking for girls who could shave my back while you are oiled and naked. I have gorgeous feet. I look better in your shoes than you do.

My Interests

polygamy, snoring, bacardi

I'd like to meet:

petite young ladies with good sense of humor and no hang ups of her past. Non-smoker who also loves to go out wine and dine me maybe take me shopping. girls who need tender loving care and who want to be hand fed in bed by big pappa

Music:

i like ghetto booty music. bouncy asses feel good on my lap

Movies:

i'll snore through anything

Television:

deadliest catch, yankees,dallas cowboys, fineliving, or i like just annoying you with the remote in my hand and changing channels every two minutes randomly without asking.

Books:

FHM, STUFF, Playboy, Penthouse, shave, skank

Heroes:

hugh heffner